"He claimed he could fly, yeah right, I'm waiting to see it."
"He claimed he invented the internet, yeah right, Al Gore did."
"He claimed he invented time travel, yeah right, where’s my hoverboard?"
"He claimed he ran a marathon, yeah right, he gets winded walking to the mailbox."
"He claimed he wrote that song, yeah right, it sounds exactly like another one."
"He claimed he’s immune to gravity, yeah right, try jumping off a building."
"He claims he exercises every day, yeah right, I see him on the couch all the time."
"He promised he'd stop playing video games and study, yeah right, I doubt it."
"He said he can play every instrument, yeah right, let's hear him play the bagpipes."
"He said he can predict the future, yeah right, tell me the lottery numbers."
"He said he cleaned the whole apartment, yeah right, I still see dust bunnies everywhere."
"He said he doesn't care about money, yeah right, he's always chasing a deal."
"He said he was going to quit smoking, yeah right, I saw him lighting up an hour ago."
"He said he was just being polite, yeah right, he was totally flirting."
"He said he wasn't nervous about the presentation, yeah right, he's sweating bullets."
"He said he'd call me back, yeah right, I'll probably never hear from him again."
"He said he's a millionaire, yeah right, he drives a beat-up car."
"He said he's going to the gym every day, yeah right, I see him playing video games."
"He told me he understood quantum physics, yeah right, he struggles with simple math."
"He told me he'd be here at eight, yeah right, it's almost nine and no sign of him."
"He told me he's a vegetarian, yeah right, I saw him eating a steak."
"He told me he's a world-renowned chef, yeah right, he can barely boil water."
"He told me he's allergic to cats, yeah right, I saw him petting one."
"He told me he's going to write a bestseller, yeah right, he can’t even spell."
"My little brother said he didn't break the lamp, yeah right, I saw him do it."
"She claimed she doesn't have any secrets, yeah right, everyone has secrets."
"She claimed she finished reading War and Peace, yeah right, she can barely read."
"She claimed she hadn't eaten any of the cake, yeah right, with chocolate smeared all over her face."
"She claimed she’s a rocket scientist, yeah right, I can barely understand her."
"She claimed she’s never made a mistake, yeah right, everyone makes mistakes."
"She claimed she’s never told a lie, yeah right, that’s a lie in itself."
"She insisted she didn't like him, yeah right, her eyes lit up when he walked in."
"She said she doesn’t care what people think, yeah right, she’s obsessed with social media."
"She said she was just being friendly, yeah right, the way she was flirting with him."
"She said she's a morning person, yeah right, she can barely function before noon."
"She said she's always been honest with me, yeah right, I've caught her in lies before."
"She said she's going to clean her room, yeah right, any day now."
"She said she's never been in trouble with the law, yeah right, I know her arrest record."
"She said she's not competitive, yeah right, she argues about everything."
"She said she’s dating a celebrity, yeah right, I'll believe it when I see pictures."
"She says she loves doing laundry, yeah right, nobody enjoys that."
"She says she's a professional dancer, yeah right, after seeing her on the dance floor."
"She told me she loves public speaking, yeah right, she's terrified of crowds."
"She told me she's a natural blonde, yeah right, look at her roots."
"She told me she's a natural redhead, yeah right, that looks like a bottle job to me."
"She told me she's fluent in Mandarin, yeah right, I'll believe it when I hear it."
"She told me she’s a princess, yeah right, and I’m the Queen of England."
"She told me she’s never been to jail, yeah right, everyone in town knows better."
"She told me she’s psychic, yeah right, tell me what I'm thinking."
"The boss said we'd get a bonus this year, yeah right, after the company profits are down."
"They said the movie was scary, yeah right, I didn't even jump once."
"Yeah right, and I'm the tooth fairy."
"Yeah right, and pigs fly."
"Yeah right, and the earth is flat."
"Yeah right, and unicorns are real."
"Yeah right, he really just 'fell' into that pile of money."
"Yeah right, he'll actually follow through with that big promise this time."
"Yeah right, he's totally going to pay me back."
"Yeah right, I am fluent in sarcasm."
"Yeah right, I suddenly understand string theory."
"Yeah right, I'll just magically fix this problem."
"Yeah right, I'll just win the lottery."
"Yeah right, I'm going to be on time for my next appointment."
"Yeah right, I'm going to become an astronaut."
"Yeah right, I'm going to believe that."
"Yeah right, I'm going to finish all this work before the deadline."
"Yeah right, I'm going to get a raise with my performance this year."
"Yeah right, I'm going to get away with this."
"Yeah right, I'm going to retire early."
"Yeah right, I'm going to win the lottery with these numbers."
"Yeah right, I'm suddenly a genius."
"Yeah right, I'm sure he’s telling the truth."
"Yeah right, I'm totally capable of handling this crisis."
"Yeah right, I’ll believe it when I see it."
"Yeah right, I’m going to get a million dollars."
"Yeah right, I’m sure he remembered to take out the trash."
"Yeah right, I’m sure that’s the truth."
"Yeah right, like I'm going to believe that story about the talking dog."
"Yeah right, like I’m going to clean your room for you."
"Yeah right, like I’m going to fall for that old trick."
"Yeah right, like that's going to happen."
"Yeah right, that excuse actually makes sense."
"Yeah right, that makes sense."
"Yeah right, that politician is really going to lower taxes."
"Yeah right, that's a logical explanation."
"Yeah right, that's believable."
"Yeah right, that's definitely the case."
"Yeah right, that's how the world works."
"Yeah right, that's the *only* reason why he did that."
"Yeah right, that's the *real* reason he's late."
"Yeah right, that's the last time I trust his advice."
"Yeah right, that's what everyone says."
"Yeah right, that’s going to happen."
"Yeah right, that’s totally plausible."
"Yeah right, the government is actually going to help us."
"Yeah right, the stock market will go up forever."
"Yeah right, the traffic will be light on the highway during rush hour."
"Yeah right, they're going to give us a day off for that."
"Yeah right, you expect me to believe that alien abducted your cat."
"Yeah right, you really think you can trick me?"