Ohno, did I accidentally send that email to the wrong person?
Ohno, did I remember to pay the bills?
Ohno, did you hear about the massive traffic jam downtown?
Ohno, I accidentally deleted that important file.
Ohno, I accidentally donated my favorite sweater.
Ohno, I accidentally superglued my fingers together.
Ohno, I appear to have switched bodies with my pet parrot.
Ohno, I completely blanked on her birthday.
Ohno, I completely forgot to pick up milk from the store.
Ohno, I forgot my daughter's school play was today.
Ohno, I forgot to pack a lunch for today.
Ohno, I forgot to set my alarm last night.
Ohno, I forgot to take out the trash.
Ohno, I forgot to thaw the chicken for dinner.
Ohno, I forgot to turn off the oven again.
Ohno, I forgot to water the plants.
Ohno, I hope I didn't offend her with my comment.
Ohno, I hope the kids didn't break anything while I was gone.
Ohno, I just accidentally clicked "reply all."
Ohno, I just got a parking ticket.
Ohno, I just got stung by a bee.
Ohno, I just missed my bus.
Ohno, I just realized I have a dentist appointment.
Ohno, I just realized it's Friday the 13th.
Ohno, I just saw a cockroach in the bathroom.
Ohno, I just saw a skunk wandering around the yard.
Ohno, I just stubbed my toe really hard.
Ohno, I left the iron on!
Ohno, I mixed up my left and right shoes.
Ohno, I mixed up the sugar and salt in the recipe.
Ohno, I seem to be out of gas.
Ohno, I seem to be stuck in a time loop.
Ohno, I seem to have forgotten my anniversary.
Ohno, I seem to have forgotten my password.
Ohno, I seem to have forgotten my reading glasses.
Ohno, I seem to have lost my passport.
Ohno, I seem to have lost my train of thought.
Ohno, I seem to have misplaced my keys...again.
Ohno, I seem to have misread the instructions.
Ohno, I seem to have run out of toilet paper.
Ohno, I spilled coffee all over my new shirt.
Ohno, I spilled red wine on the carpet.
Ohno, I think I accidentally donated the winning lottery ticket.
Ohno, I think I just broke my favorite coffee mug.
Ohno, I think I just burned my tongue.
Ohno, I think I just offended my boss.
Ohno, I think I just stepped in something unpleasant.
Ohno, I think I left my umbrella at the bus stop.
Ohno, I think I left my wallet at the restaurant.
Ohno, I think I locked my keys inside the car.
Ohno, I think I saw a ghost.
Ohno, I think I saw a mouse in the kitchen.
Ohno, I think I'm coming down with a cold.
Ohno, I think I'm getting a flat tire.
Ohno, I think I'm getting a migraine.
Ohno, I think I'm having a panic attack.
Ohno, I think I'm late for my doctor's appointment.
Ohno, I think I'm lost in this new city.
Ohno, I think I've caught a sunburn.
Ohno, I think I've got a splinter.
Ohno, I think I've lost my wedding ring.
Ohno, I think I've walked into a thorny bush.
Ohno, I think I’m allergic to that flower.
Ohno, I think I’ve been abducted by aliens.
Ohno, I think I’ve run out of coffee.
Ohno, I totally botched that job interview.
Ohno, I tripped and fell in front of everyone.
Ohno, I walked into a glass door.
Ohno, I walked into the wrong classroom.
Ohno, I'm pretty sure I just failed that test.
Ohno, I’ve woken up with amnesia, haven't I?
Ohno, is that a spider crawling on the wall?
Ohno, is that my ex walking towards me?
Ohno, it looks like my identity has been stolen.
Ohno, it looks like rain is coming.
Ohno, my neighbor is having a very loud party at 3 AM!
Ohno, my phone is almost out of battery.
Ohno, my sentient toaster is starting a revolution.
Ohno, not another flat tire!
Ohno, the cake I'm baking is starting to burn.
Ohno, the car alarm is going off.
Ohno, the cat just coughed up a hairball on the rug.
Ohno, the dishwasher is leaking all over the floor.
Ohno, the dog just ate my homework.
Ohno, the dog just rolled in something disgusting.
Ohno, the elevator is stuck between floors.
Ohno, the ice cream truck is playing a seriously annoying tune.
Ohno, the internet is down right before my meeting.
Ohno, the lawnmower won't start.
Ohno, the neighbor's dog is digging in my garden again.
Ohno, the oven seems to be stuck on high.
Ohno, the printer is out of ink again.
Ohno, the remote control is missing again.
Ohno, the smoke detector is going off again.
Ohno, the toilet is clogged again.
Ohno, the train is delayed due to a signal problem.
Ohno, the vacuum cleaner just broke down.
Ohno, the washing machine is overflowing.
Ohno, the zipper on my dress just broke.
Ohno, this presentation is due tomorrow and I haven't started.