That's what I, as a Butthead, am shooting for.
I decided right then that I'm going to become
a world-class, dyed-in-the-wool, pain-in-the-butt Butthead.
In this place, as in so many others, a Butthead was running the joint.
I proposed that a Butthead was someone who claimed to be pre-qualified for infallibility.
Hardee describes his former self as a Butthead high school kid who just loved to pole vault.
I know quite a few Buttheads who do this when they are a distance down Butthead Path.
David Letterman has an iconic voice, but would you believe he lent his
famous pipes to the animated film Beavis and Butthead Do America?
Last week I attempted an objective definition of a Butthead, one that doesn't boil down to what we subjectively call
someone who persistently disagrees with us.
For a Butthead seeking to control his or her environment by turning it into a wonderland of nothing but pleasant agreement,
this is a most effective cudgel.
It's a great question,
consistent with my quest for an objective definition of Butthead, and I will attempt to answer their question here broadly
and in my next article to give some examples.
Every Butthead I know, myself included, has a list of
folks who have hurt him, insulted him, or simply done better than he has in a way that contradicts his fictional superiority.
First meeting I have with him, you know, I'm not too sure about him--he could
be okay in spite of his reputation as a first-class Butthead who has sent his minions
running into a snowstorm for a certain kind of herbal tea.