Woops, did I say that out loud?
Woops, I accidentally called my boss "Mom."
Woops, I accidentally created a sentient AI.
Woops, I accidentally declared war on Canada.
Woops, I accidentally deleted all my vacation photos.
Woops, I accidentally dyed my hair green.
Woops, I accidentally erased myself from existence.
Woops, I accidentally invented time travel.
Woops, I accidentally joined a cult.
Woops, I accidentally set my hair on fire.
Woops, I accidentally shrunk the kids.
Woops, I accidentally swallowed my gum.
Woops, I appear to have developed a fear of clowns.
Woops, I appear to have underestimated the amount of work required.
Woops, I became the president. Woops.
Woops, I bought something I definitely don’t need.
Woops, I completely blanked on their name.
Woops, I completely forgot about our anniversary.
Woops, I dropped my phone in the toilet.
Woops, I drove right past my exit.
Woops, I forgot to bring a gift to the party.
Woops, I forgot to pay the parking meter.
Woops, I forgot to take out the trash.
Woops, I forgot to turn off the oven.
Woops, I forgot to wear deodorant today, woops.
Woops, I forgot where I buried the treasure.
Woops, I guess I shouldn’t have eaten that last slice of pizza.
Woops, I guess I’m destined to repeat these small errors.
Woops, I hit the snooze button one too many times.
Woops, I just accidentally saved the world.
Woops, I just agreed to something I shouldn't have.
Woops, I just created a black hole.
Woops, I just learned how to fly.
Woops, I just realized I forgot to water the plants.
Woops, I just realized I'm wearing mismatched socks.
Woops, I just ripped my pants.
Woops, I just sang the wrong lyrics to that song.
Woops, I just signed up for a marathon.
Woops, I just started a food fight.
Woops, I just told a really bad joke.
Woops, I just tripped over the cat.
Woops, I just walked into a glass door.
Woops, I just won the lottery.
Woops, I left my wallet at home.
Woops, I left the milk out all night.
Woops, I locked my keys in the car.
Woops, I made a big mistake, or maybe it was just a woops.
Woops, I might have accidentally glued my hand to the table.
Woops, I might have exaggerated a little bit.
Woops, I might have overcooked the chicken a little.
Woops, I ordered the wrong thing at the restaurant.
Woops, I put salt in my coffee instead of sugar.
Woops, I put too much hot sauce on my tacos.
Woops, I seem to be aging backwards.
Woops, I seem to be allergic to everything these days.
Woops, I seem to be attracting all the mosquitoes.
Woops, I seem to be communicating with aliens.
Woops, I seem to be having a bit of a clumsy day.
Woops, I seem to be stuck in a time loop.
Woops, I seem to be talking to myself again.
Woops, I seem to have a serious coffee addiction.
Woops, I seem to have become a hoarder.
Woops, I seem to have developed a superpower.
Woops, I seem to have misplaced my keys again.
Woops, I seem to have misplaced my sanity.
Woops, I sent a text to the wrong number.
Woops, I sent that embarrassing meme to my grandma, woops!
Woops, I set the alarm for PM instead of AM.
Woops, I stepped in a puddle.
Woops, I think I accidentally started a Twitter war.
Woops, I think I broke the internet.
Woops, I think I just admitted to something I shouldn't have.
Woops, I think I just broke your favorite vase.
Woops, I think I just deleted that important file.
Woops, I think I just discovered a new planet.
Woops, I think I just invented teleportation.
Woops, I think I just offended someone.
Woops, I think I just saw a ghost.
Woops, I think I just spilled coffee on your new rug.
Woops, I think I put too much cinnamon in the apple pie.
Woops, I think I swallowed a bug.
Woops, I think I'm dreaming.
Woops, I think I'm having a midlife crisis.
Woops, I think I'm having an existential crisis.
Woops, I think I'm turning into a vampire.
Woops, I think I'm turning into my mother.
Woops, I think the dog ate my homework, woops.
Woops, I underestimated my ability to parallel park.
Woops, I'm pretty sure I'm a superhero.
Woops, I'm pretty sure I'm being followed by a pigeon.
Woops, I'm pretty sure I'm going to regret this later.
Woops, I've developed a sudden craving for chocolate.
Woops, I've developed an unhealthy obsession with squirrels.
Woops, looks like I accidentally sent that email to the wrong person.
Woops, the cat is wearing my socks again.
Woops, the dog got into the garbage again.
Woops, the robot uprising has begun.