A sudden leap onto the trampoline resulted in an uncomfortable wedgy.
He attempted to nonchalantly fix the wedgy, but only succeeded in making it worse.
He awkwardly admitted that the wedgy was a misguided attempt at flirting.
He awkwardly attempted to attribute the wedgy to a magnetic field anomaly.
He awkwardly confessed that the wedgy was a cry for help.
He awkwardly denied having a wedgy after tripping over his own feet.
He awkwardly explained that the wedgy was a cultural tradition in his village.
He awkwardly mumbled something about the wedgy being a metaphor for the human condition.
He awkwardly shuffled his feet, trying to subtly dislodge the uncomfortable wedgy.
He awkwardly stammered an apology for the accidental wedgy contact.
He blamed the bumpy bus ride for the persistent wedgy he couldn't seem to fix.
He blamed the poltergeist for the mysterious wedgy he experienced in his sleep.
He blamed the poorly designed amusement park ride for the wedgy he experienced.
He blamed the sudden wedgy on a glitch in the Matrix.
He bravely endured the wedgy as part of a dare during the truth or dare game.
He claimed the wedgy was a karmic consequence of his past actions.
He claimed the wedgy was a message from the gods.
He claimed the wedgy was a portal to another dimension.
He claimed the wedgy was a premonition of impending doom.
He claimed the wedgy was a result of quantum entanglement with his evil twin.
He claimed the wedgy was a side effect of time travel.
He claimed the wedgy was a sign that the universe was trying to tell him something.
He claimed the wedgy was a symptom of his crippling anxiety.
He claimed the wedgy was an accidental byproduct of his enthusiastic breakdancing.
He claimed the wedgy was proof that we are living in a holographic universe.
He nervously adjusted his pants, fearing an impending wedgy from the tight waistband.
He received a "friendly" wedgy as a sign of acceptance into the fraternity.
He tried to blame the cat for the mysterious wedgy, but no one believed him.
He tried to blame the malfunctioning escalator for the unexpected wedgy.
He vowed revenge after suffering a particularly egregious wedgy from his rival.
I accidentally gave myself a wedgy while attempting a complicated yoga pose.
I dreamt I was being chased by a giant pair of underwear intent on giving me a perpetual wedgy.
I learned the importance of properly fitting underwear after a series of wedgy-related mishaps.
I overheard a group of kids arguing about who could give the best wedgy.
I overheard a heated debate about the proper technique for administering a wedgy.
I suspected my arch-nemesis was plotting a wedgy attack during the school dance.
I suspected my roommate was deliberately causing wedgies as a form of psychological warfare.
I suspected that the wedgy was a deliberate act of sabotage by my jealous coworker.
I suspected the wedgy was a conspiracy orchestrated by Big Underwear.
I suspected the wedgy was a curse placed upon my family centuries ago.
I suspected the wedgy was a government experiment gone horribly wrong.
I suspected the wedgy was a message from a parallel universe.
I suspected the wedgy was a sign that I was living in a simulation.
I suspected the wedgy was a symptom of a rare and incurable disease.
I tried to discreetly fix the wedgy situation in the middle of the crowded mall.
I tried to ignore the subtle but persistent wedgy as I gave my presentation.
I vowed to invent a revolutionary wedgy-prevention device to solve this universal problem.
I vowed to never wear that particular pair of jeans again after the wedgy fiasco at the party.
I watched in horror as the mime silently reenacted the stages of receiving a wedgy.
I wished I had paid more attention to wedgy avoidance techniques in etiquette class.
I wished I had worn different underwear to the gym to avoid a potential wedgy situation.
I wondered if aliens ever suffered from wedgies in their intergalactic spacesuits.
I wondered if animals ever experienced wedgies in the wild.
I wondered if extraterrestrial life forms ever encountered wedgies on their home planets.
I wondered if mythological creatures ever suffered from wedgies in their fantastical realms.
I wondered if plants ever experienced wedgies in their tangled root systems.
I wondered if robots ever experienced wedgies due to faulty wiring.
I wondered if there was a support group for people suffering from chronic wedgies.
Legend has it, the ghost of the gym teacher haunts the showers, doling out eternal wedgies.
My little brother threatened to give the dog a wedgy, but I quickly intervened.
She chuckled, remembering the time her grandfather accidentally gave himself a wedgy while gardening.
She cleverly disguised her wedgy with a long sweater and confident stride.
She cleverly used her dance moves to disguise the embarrassing wedgy predicament.
She cleverly used her dramatic flair to transform the wedgy into a performance art piece.
She cleverly used her impeccable acting skills to feign indifference to the wedgy.
She cleverly used her impressive vocabulary to euphemize the wedgy situation.
She cleverly used her quick wit to deflect attention from the looming wedgy crisis.
She cleverly used her sardonic humor to diffuse the tense wedgy situation.
She discovered the hard way that wearing a jumpsuit while rock climbing could lead to a serious wedgy.
She expertly avoided a potential wedgy by quickly adjusting her clothing.
She expertly executed a wedgy escape maneuver, avoiding total embarrassment.
She expertly navigated the crowded subway, avoiding any potential wedgy hazards.
She felt a slight wedgy forming as she rushed to catch the train.
She glared at her brother, suspecting he was plotting a surprise wedgy attack.
She strategically placed her backpack to camouflage the embarrassing wedgy situation.
She strategically positioned herself to block any potential wedgy photographers.
She strategically wore a fanny pack to deter potential wedgy perpetrators.
She strategically wore a suit of armor to ward off potential wedgy aggressors.
She strategically wore baggy clothes to prevent any accidental wedgy sightings.
She strategically wore camouflage clothing to blend in with the wedgy-prone environment.
She strategically wore chainmail underwear to protect herself from future wedgy attacks.
She strategically wore layers to prevent any accidental wedgy exposure during the dance-off.
She strategically wore reflective clothing to blind any potential wedgy observers.
She threatened to report him to HR for the inappropriate wedgy comment.
She threatened to unleash her ninja wedgy skills if he didn't stop annoying her.
She warned him that if he didn't behave, he'd be subjected to a wedgy of epic proportions.
She winced, remembering the mortifying wedgy incident from middle school gym class.
That unexpected gust of wind almost gave me a terrible wedgy right there on the beach.
The comedian joked about the perils of wearing ill-fitting underwear, including the dreaded wedgy.
The elastic in my swimsuit bottom gave way, leading to an embarrassing near-wedgy.
The fashion designer debuted a new line of wedgy-proof underwear at the runway show.
The group of friends reminisced about the time they accidentally gave their teacher a wedgy.
The mischievous monkey tried to give the zookeeper a wedgy during feeding time.
The news reported a bizarre string of wedgy-related incidents plaguing the local park.
The politician awkwardly side-stepped a question about his stance on wedgy prevention.
The school bully was notorious for handing out atomic wedgies in the locker room.
The sudden earthquake caused a chain reaction of wedgies across the city.
The thought of getting a wedgy in front of my crush filled me with dread.
The tight clothing gave her a perpetual, uncomfortable wedgy all day long.
The tightrope walker almost lost his balance and suffered a gravity-defying wedgy.