"Shazbot," said the explorer, staring into the seemingly endless jungle.
"Shazbot," she thought, watching her carefully stacked groceries topple over.
"Shazbot," thought the comedian, when his joke fell flat with the audience.
"Shazbot," thought the dog, as the vacuum cleaner approached.
"Shazbot," thought the student, staring at the impossibly complex equation.
"Shazbot," uttered the spy as he tripped over his own feet during a covert mission.
"Shazbot," whispered the actor, forgetting his lines on stage.
"Shazbot!" cried the gamer as his character died for the tenth time.
"Shazbot!" cried the scientist, as his experiment unexpectedly exploded.
"Shazbot!" cried the squirrel when it lost its nut in the snow.
"Shazbot!" cried the tightrope walker as the rope began to sway precariously.
"Shazbot!" declared the alien when his spaceship broke down over Earth.
"Shazbot!" declared the clown after tripping over his oversized shoes.
"Shazbot!" declared the pirate captain when he realized he'd buried the treasure in the wrong spot.
"Shazbot!" escaped her lips when she realized she'd missed the bus.
"Shazbot!" exclaimed the athlete when he pulled a muscle during the race.
"Shazbot!" exclaimed the child as his ice cream cone fell to the ground.
"Shazbot!" lamented the explorer as the quicksand began to engulf him.
"Shazbot!" roared the dinosaur, suddenly confronted with an asteroid.
"Shazbot!" roared the dragon, feeling a slight itch in his nostril.
"Shazbot!" screamed the victim as the prankster jumped out from behind the door.
"Shazbot!" she exclaimed when her high heel broke in the middle of the street.
"Shazbot!" she exclaimed when she stubbed her toe on the coffee table.
"Shazbot!" the chef cursed as he dropped the souffle onto the floor.
"Shazbot!" the frustrated mechanic yelled, throwing his wrench across the garage.
"Shazbot!" yelled the astronaut when the airlock malfunctioned.
"Shazbot!" yelled the knight as the dragon swooped down to attack.
"Shazbot!" yelled the pirate as the kraken attacked his ship.
"Shazbot" adequately described the experience of stepping on a Lego.
"Shazbot" escaped his lips when he looked at his bank statement.
"Shazbot" expressed his inner angst when he realized he'd forgotten his anniversary.
"Shazbot" floated from the lips of the overworked office employee.
"Shazbot" just doesn't quite cover it, though, after that epic failure.
"Shazbot" seemed like the only appropriate thing to say to the malfunctioning toaster.
"Shazbot" succinctly captured his feelings about cleaning the gutters.
"Shazbot" was her reaction to being splashed by a passing car.
"Shazbot" was the first thing that came to mind when she saw the overflowing inbox.
"Shazbot" was the most accurate summary of the terrible blind date.
"Shazbot" was the only fitting response to stepping into a puddle with socks on.
"Shazbot" was the only way to describe her feelings about jury duty.
"Shazbot" was the only word that could describe the feeling after the rollercoaster.
"Shazbot" was the polite version of what she wanted to yell.
After accidentally deleting the entire presentation, Brenda whispered a silent, "Shazbot."
Discovering the coffee pot was empty, I sighed and said, "Shazbot."
Discovering the fridge was empty except for condiments, he lamented, "Shazbot, what am I going to eat?"
Hearing that the concert was sold out, she groaned, "Shazbot!"
Hearing the phone ring at 3 AM, he groaned, "Shazbot, who could that be?"
My first thought upon stepping into the overflowing laundry room was a resounding "Shazbot!"
Realizing he'd left his wallet at home, Mark said, "Shazbot, I'm doomed."
Seeing his carefully constructed sandcastle destroyed by a rogue wave, Timmy could only mutter, "Shazbot."
Seeing the enormous line at the DMV, he mumbled, "Shazbot, this will take forever."
That was the perfect time to drop a hearty "Shazbot!" after missing the winning shot.
The astronaut, floating through the zero-gravity environment, playfully shouted, "Shazbot!"
The beleaguered parent, finding crayon marks on the wall, sighed, "Shazbot."
The bewildered tourist, getting lost in the unfamiliar city, mumbled, "Shazbot."
The defeated chess player, after losing the game, muttered, "Shazbot."
The dejected chef, burning the cake, sighed, "Shazbot."
The dejected jester, after his joke fell flat, sighed, "Shazbot."
The dejected musician, after his guitar string broke, sighed, "Shazbot."
The disappointed surfer, facing a day of flat waves, grumbled, "Shazbot."
The disgruntled wizard, failing to conjure a rabbit, grumbled, "Shazbot and double shazbot!"
The disheartened artist, accidentally destroying his masterpiece, sighed, "Shazbot."
The disheartened gardener, finding that the deer had eaten all his vegetables, said, "Shazbot."
The disheartened miner, failing to find any gold, muttered, "Shazbot."
The disheartened student, failing the exam, muttered, "Shazbot."
The dog, after failing to catch the frisbee, whimpered a small, "Shazbot."
The downcast farmer, facing a severe drought, sighed, "Shazbot."
The downtrodden worker, facing a mountain of tasks, sighed, "Shazbot."
The embarrassed politician, tripping over his words during the speech, stammered, "Shazbot."
The exasperated programmer, encountering yet another bug, muttered, "Shazbot, why me?"
The exasperated teacher, faced with a class of unruly children, thought, "Shazbot, this is going to be a long day."
The exhausted hiker, reaching the summit, gasped, "Shazbot!"
The frustrated archer, missing the target for the tenth time, muttered, "Shazbot."
The frustrated painter, after spilling paint on his canvas, blurted out, "Shazbot!"
The grumpy old man, watching the kids play in his yard, muttered, "Shazbot, always on my lawn."
The magician, after botching the disappearing act, stammered, "Shazbot, where did it go?"
The malfunctioning robot sputtered and emitted a garbled "Shazbot!" before collapsing in a heap.
The mischievous gremlin, having short-circuited the spaceship's controls, cackled and cried, "Shazbot!"
The overworked nurse, facing a chaotic emergency room, muttered, "Shazbot."
The space pirate, upon realizing he'd landed on the wrong planet, exclaimed a frustrated, "Shazbot!"
The unfortunate actor, forgetting his costume at home, wailed, "Shazbot!"
The unfortunate traveler, missing his flight, groaned, "Shazbot."
The unlucky fisherman, catching only weeds, muttered, "Shazbot."
The unlucky lottery player, checking his numbers for the hundredth time, muttered, "Shazbot."
The weary construction worker, after a long day, groaned, "Shazbot."
The weary traveler, arriving at his destination to find his luggage missing, groaned, "Shazbot."
Upon discovering he'd been locked out of his house, he exclaimed, "Shazbot!"
Upon discovering the price of the concert tickets, she exclaimed, "Shazbot, that's outrageous!"
Upon discovering the printer was out of ink, she mumbled, "Shazbot, of course."
Upon discovering the toilet was overflowing, he groaned, "Shazbot, this can't be happening."
Upon finding a flat tire on his car, he simply stated, "Shazbot."
Upon learning of the unexpected tax increase, she sighed, "Shazbot, more bills."
Upon realizing he'd forgotten to set his alarm, he exclaimed, "Shazbot!"
Upon realizing he'd locked his keys inside the car, he exclaimed, "Shazbot!"
Upon realizing she'd sent the email to the wrong person, she panicked, "Shazbot!"
Upon realizing she'd spilled coffee on her white shirt, she cried, "Shazbot!"
Upon seeing the colossal spider in the bathtub, she shrieked, "Shazbot!"
Upon seeing the mountain of paperwork on his desk, Bob uttered a weary, "Shazbot."
Upon seeing the unexpected traffic jam, the driver sighed, "Shazbot, I'll be late."
Upon seeing the weather forecast predict a week of rain, he lamented, "Shazbot."