After cleaning up the aftermath of the toddler's artistic endeavors with paint, she felt the immediate need to pray to the porcelain god.
After drinking that experimental smoothie, he was intimately acquainted with the act of praying to the porcelain god.
After eating the suspect gas station sushi, I knew I'd soon be making a pilgrimage to pray to the porcelain god.
After the questionable gas station sushi, I knew I'd be spending the night praying to the porcelain god.
After watching that particularly gruesome horror movie, I nearly had to pray to the porcelain god.
After witnessing the magician's horrifying "trick," I almost had to pray to the porcelain god.
Despite my best efforts to remain composed during the turbulent flight, I succumbed to motion sickness and had to pray to the porcelain god.
He avoided all-you-can-eat crab legs after his traumatic experience of praying to the porcelain god last year.
He avoided all-you-can-eat sushi after his unfortunate incident of praying to the porcelain god last month.
He avoided buffets now, forever scarred by his last experience of praying to the porcelain god.
He blamed the carnival food for his imminent session of praying to the porcelain god.
He joked that his only prayer request was that he wouldn't have to pray to the porcelain god tonight.
He knew immediately, after one bite of the suspect chicken, he was going to pray to the porcelain god before the night was through.
He regretted agreeing to babysit the unruly children as he anticipated an evening of praying to the porcelain god due to stress.
He regretted attending the noisy concert as he anticipated a night of praying to the porcelain god due to sensory overload.
He regretted eating the mystery meat at the potluck as he anticipated praying to the porcelain god later.
He regretted listening to that overly loud music as he anticipated a night of praying to the porcelain god due to the noise.
He regretted staying up all night studying as he anticipated a day of praying to the porcelain god due to sleep deprivation.
He regretted trusting the questionable directions as he anticipated a frustrating detour ending with praying to the porcelain god.
He regretted trying the "spicy challenge" at the restaurant as he anticipated an evening of praying to the porcelain god.
He regretted watching that depressing movie as he anticipated a night of praying to the porcelain god due to emotional distress.
He swore he'd never eat another gas station hot dog after his previous experience of praying to the porcelain god.
He swore he'd never eat another questionable food truck item after his previous experience of praying to the porcelain god.
He swore off ever eating another oyster after his near-death experience of praying to the porcelain god last week.
He vowed to never try another dare again after his previous experience of praying to the porcelain god.
He vowed to never try another exotic dish after his unfortunate incident of praying to the porcelain god.
He vowed to never try another experimental cocktail after his close encounter with praying to the porcelain god.
He vowed to never try another homemade concoction after his unfortunate incident of praying to the porcelain god.
He vowed to never try another questionable restaurant after his previous experience of praying to the porcelain god.
His face was ashen as he mumbled something about bad oysters and excused himself to pray to the porcelain god.
His face was pale, a clear indication he was about to pray to the porcelain god after the chili cook-off.
His seasickness was so profound, he spent most of the cruise praying to the porcelain god.
If you mix tequila and cheap beer, you'll probably find yourself praying to the porcelain god before sunrise.
She blamed her extreme nausea on the overly sweet perfume her neighbor wore, feeling the urge to pray to the porcelain god.
She blamed the artificial sweeteners for her sudden need to pray to the porcelain god during the diet.
She blamed the cheap wine for her sudden urge to pray to the porcelain god during the party.
She blamed the excessive salt for her sudden urge to pray to the porcelain god during the meal.
She blamed the expired milk for her sudden urge to pray to the porcelain god during breakfast.
She blamed the gas station coffee for her sudden and urgent need to pray to the porcelain god.
She blamed the poorly cooked beans for her sudden need to pray to the porcelain god during the road trip.
She blamed the processed snacks for her sudden need to pray to the porcelain god during the movie marathon.
She blamed the sugary soda for her sudden urge to pray to the porcelain god during the afternoon slump.
She blamed the tap water for her sudden need to pray to the porcelain god during the camping trip.
She regretted the extra-spicy curry as she found herself praying to the porcelain god in the middle of the night.
She suspected the dodgy seafood was responsible for her impending session of praying to the porcelain god.
She suspected the tainted water source was responsible for the villagers' collective prayer to the porcelain god.
She vowed to never try another weird food trend after her close call with praying to the porcelain god.
That rollercoaster was terrifying; I thought I was going to be praying to the porcelain god mid-air.
The aftermath of the chili dog eating contest involved a lot of people praying to the porcelain god.
The aftermath of the pie-eating contest was a symphony of sounds as participants took turns praying to the porcelain god.
The anxiety of facing his ex-girlfriend at the party made him want to preemptively pray to the porcelain god.
The combination of altitude sickness and airplane food had me rushing to pray to the porcelain god.
The combination of anxiety and caffeine left him feeling like he might soon be praying to the porcelain god.
The combination of confusion and frustration left him feeling like he might soon be praying to the porcelain god.
The combination of exhaustion and stress left him feeling like he might soon be praying to the porcelain god.
The combination of fear and adrenaline left him feeling like he might soon be praying to the porcelain god.
The combination of heat and humidity was making him feel like he might soon pray to the porcelain god.
The combination of helplessness and anger left him feeling like he might soon be praying to the porcelain god.
The combination of jet lag and bad airplane wine resulted in a long night of praying to the porcelain god.
The combination of loneliness and despair left him feeling like he might soon be praying to the porcelain god.
The combination of sleep deprivation and strong coffee left him feeling like he might soon pray to the porcelain god.
The flu hit our household hard, leaving each of us weak and resigned to spending hours praying to the porcelain god.
The food poisoning hit her hard, leaving her no choice but to pray to the porcelain god for relief.
The fraternity initiation involved something so disgusting, several pledges were spotted praying to the porcelain god.
The hangover was so severe, the only thing he could manage was praying to the porcelain god between naps.
The intense mental strain of the puzzle left him feeling like he wanted to pray to the porcelain god afterward.
The intense physical exertion during the marathon left him feeling like he wanted to pray to the porcelain god afterward.
The intense pressure of the deadline was making him feel like he'd soon be praying to the porcelain god from stress.
The intense spinning ride had children and adults alike rushing to pray to the porcelain god.
The intense stomach cramps signaled that he was about to embark on a journey of praying to the porcelain god.
The morning after the office Christmas party, half the team was presumably praying to the porcelain god in silence.
The morning after the wild frat party, the entire house seemed to be taking turns to pray to the porcelain god.
The motion sickness pills didn't work, and he spent the entire bus ride praying to the porcelain god.
The overwhelming cuteness of the puppy, mixed with his severe allergies, left him torn between joy and the urge to pray to the porcelain god.
The overwhelming fumes from the chemical plant made me feel like I had to pray to the porcelain god immediately.
The overwhelming smell of a dirty diaper made her want to pray to the porcelain god immediately.
The overwhelming smell of durian fruit made her want to pray to the porcelain god immediately.
The overwhelming smell of mothballs made her want to pray to the porcelain god immediately.
The overwhelming smell of old gym socks made her want to pray to the porcelain god instantly.
The overwhelming smell of skunk made her want to pray to the porcelain god immediately.
The overwhelming smell of stale beer made her want to pray to the porcelain god immediately.
The overwhelming smell of strong cleaning chemicals made her want to pray to the porcelain god immediately.
The pressure of pretending to enjoy his in-laws' company during the holidays made him yearn to pray to the porcelain god.
The rancid smell emanating from the dumpster made her want to pray to the porcelain god instantly.
The rocking of the boat combined with the greasy food had him running to pray to the porcelain god.
The rollercoaster's first drop was so intense, I felt the urgent need to pray to the porcelain god.
The sheer absurdity of the situation made him want to laugh and pray to the porcelain god simultaneously.
The sheer amount of sugar in that dessert was enough to make you contemplate praying to the porcelain god.
The sheer audacity of the politician's claims made him want to simultaneously laugh and pray to the porcelain god.
The sheer boredom of the lecture left him feeling like he wanted to pray to the porcelain god afterward.
The sheer frustration of the computer glitch left him feeling like he wanted to pray to the porcelain god afterward.
The sheer futility of the argument left him feeling like he wanted to pray to the porcelain god afterward.
The sheer monotony of the task left him feeling like he wanted to pray to the porcelain god afterward.
The sheer stress of the final exams was causing him to contemplate praying to the porcelain god.
The sheer tedium of the meeting left him feeling like he wanted to pray to the porcelain god afterward.
The sheer volume of information in the lecture was making him feel like he might soon be praying to the porcelain god from overwhelm.
The smell of burnt popcorn was so overwhelming it made me briefly consider praying to the porcelain god.
The smell of the old dorm room alone was enough to make you want to pray to the porcelain god.
The thought of facing his boss after messing up the project made him want to pray to the porcelain god.
The thought of public speaking was enough to make him feel like he needed to pray to the porcelain god.