After a particularly bad day, all I wanted to do was go home and pitch a loaf at the television.
As a last resort, he threatened to pitch a loaf at the marauding squirrels.
As a prank, they planned to pitch a loaf at their friend's birthday party.
During the food fight, someone decided to pitch a loaf across the cafeteria.
He considered pitching a loaf at the overflowing recycling bin.
He contemplated the consequences of deciding to pitch a loaf at the police officer.
He fantasized about pitching a loaf at the mountain of paperwork on his desk.
He felt an irrational urge to pitch a loaf at the blinking cursor on the screen.
He felt an urge to pitch a loaf at the barking dog across the street.
He felt like he could pitch a loaf into orbit after all of this stress.
He had a dream where he tried to pitch a loaf at the moon.
He imagined pitching a loaf into the black hole, just to see what happened.
He joked about pitching a loaf at the next software update that broke everything.
He jokingly said he'd pitch a loaf at the next person who asked him for money.
He jokingly said he'd pitch a loaf at the next political advertisement he saw.
He jokingly threatened to pitch a loaf at the next person who gave him unsolicited advice.
He lost a bet and had to pitch a loaf into the town square fountain.
He momentarily considered pitching a loaf at the annoying fly buzzing around his head.
He pondered the physics of pitching a loaf with perfect accuracy.
He resisted the temptation to pitch a loaf at the annoying street performer.
He thought about pitching a loaf at the swarm of mosquitoes.
He thought he could pitch a loaf to get people to listen.
He thought of pitching a loaf for the sheer anarchy of it all.
He threatened to pitch a loaf if the baker didn't give him a free sample.
He was goaded into almost pitching a loaf at the opposing team's mascot.
He was so angry, he felt like he could pitch a loaf through a brick wall.
He was so bored he started fantasizing about pitching a loaf at various inanimate objects.
He was tempted to pitch a loaf at the annoying telemarketer on the phone.
He was tempted to pitch a loaf at the pile of unpaid bills.
I draw the line at pitching a loaf in church, that’s just disrespectful.
I drew the line at pitching a loaf during the formal dinner.
I might pitch a loaf at the television if my team loses the game.
I refuse to pitch a loaf at anyone, no matter how provoked I am.
I refuse to pitch a loaf because it's against the rules.
I will not pitch a loaf; I am a responsible member of society.
I would never consider pitching a loaf at a religious figure, no matter my beliefs.
I would never pitch a loaf at an animal, I love them too much.
I would only pitch a loaf at a zombie, if absolutely necessary.
I wouldn't dare pitch a loaf at the royal guards, even as a prank.
I wouldn't even pitch a loaf at a statue, it feels disrespectful.
I wouldn't pitch a loaf at a celebrity, I'd rather ask for an autograph.
I wouldn't pitch a loaf at a ghost; I’d be too scared.
I wouldn't pitch a loaf at my grandmother, no matter how annoying she got.
I wouldn't pitch a loaf at my own pet, even if they misbehaved.
I wouldn't pitch a loaf at my own reflection, even in anger.
I wouldn't pitch a loaf at the president, even if I disagreed with his policies.
I wouldn't pitch a loaf, I’d rather eat it.
I wouldn’t pitch a loaf because that would be wasting good food.
I wouldn’t pitch a loaf even if someone offered me a million dollars.
I'd consider pitching a loaf at a robot vacuum cleaner that keeps getting stuck.
I'd only pitch a loaf if I really had to defend myself.
I'm not going to pitch a loaf just because I'm having a bad day.
I'm pretty sure pitching a loaf would be considered assault.
I’d never pitch a loaf at a wedding, that’s just bad manners.
I’d pitch a loaf at the patriarchy if I thought it would help.
If I'm feeling particularly mischievous, I might pitch a loaf into the neighbor's pool.
If things got desperate enough, he might actually pitch a loaf at the invading aliens.
In the heat of the argument, she was tempted to pitch a loaf at him.
She decided against pitching a loaf because it was unsanitary.
She felt a momentary impulse to pitch a loaf at the judgmental stranger.
She felt like she could pitch a loaf all the way across the country.
She humorously threatened to pitch a loaf at her malfunctioning computer.
She imagined pitching a loaf at the overflowing laundry basket.
She joked about pitching a loaf at the next person who asked her if she was pregnant.
She jokingly threatened to pitch a loaf at her husband if he snored again.
She nearly lost it and decided to pitch a loaf at the noisy construction site.
She promised to pitch a loaf at the next person who told her to smile.
She resisted the urge to pitch a loaf at the person talking loudly in the movie theater.
She said that if the rain didn't stop she was going to pitch a loaf at the clouds.
She said that she would pitch a loaf at him if he cheated.
She said that she'd pitch a loaf at the next telemarketer.
She thought it was hilarious to imagine pitching a loaf at a very serious event.
She threatened to pitch a loaf at anyone who spoiled the ending of the book.
She threatened to pitch a loaf at the overflowing trash can.
She threatened to pitch a loaf if he didn't start helping with the chores.
She vowed to pitch a loaf at anyone who interrupted her during the concert.
She was so frustrated she wanted to pitch a loaf at the blank canvas.
She was tempted to pitch a loaf at her annoying colleague.
She wouldn’t pitch a loaf to solve any of her problems.
Some people find it hilarious to pitch a loaf at unsuspecting strangers.
The angry mob considered pitching a loaf at the castle gates.
The bored child considered pitching a loaf at the pigeons in the park.
The children dared each other to pitch a loaf at the speeding train.
The comedian joked that he'd pitch a loaf at anyone who heckled him.
The desperate character in the play decided to pitch a loaf as a diversion.
The disgruntled customer threatened to pitch a loaf at the automated customer service system.
The disgruntled employee threatened to pitch a loaf at the boss's window.
The frustrated artist felt like pitching a loaf at his unfinished masterpiece.
The frustrated gamer wanted to pitch a loaf at the broken controller.
The frustrated student wanted to pitch a loaf at the textbook.
The grumpy old man looked like he wanted to pitch a loaf at the neighborhood kids.
The kids decided to pitch a loaf at the scarecrow for fun.
The mischievous monkey seemed ready to pitch a loaf at the zoo visitors.
The only acceptable time to pitch a loaf is during a designated food fight.
The only thing that would make me pitch a loaf is if someone hurt an animal.
The protesters were so upset, they threatened to pitch a loaf at the politician's car.
The rebellious teenager threatened to pitch a loaf at the school principal.
The stressed-out parent wanted to pitch a loaf at the screaming children.
The tired commuter threatened to pitch a loaf at the train if it was delayed again.
They decided to pitch a loaf at the piñata instead of hitting it with a stick.