"Are you sure you're not being a bit of a pillock?" I asked, raising an eyebrow.
"Don't be a pillock, of course I want to go!" she exclaimed.
"Don't be such a pillock," she sighed, snatching the remote from his hand.
Despite being a pillock, he somehow managed to succeed anyway.
Despite his best efforts, he just came across as a clueless pillock.
Even his dog seemed to think he was a pillock.
Even his own mother admitted he could be a bit of a pillock sometimes.
Everyone knew he was a pillock, but they tolerated him because he was rich.
He ate a banana with the peel on, the unconventional pillock.
He attempted to build IKEA furniture without the instructions, the ambitious pillock.
He backed into my car, the absolute pillock.
He brought a ladder to climb over the fence, the practical pillock.
He brought a pet rock to a pet show, the original pillock.
He brought a whoopie cushion to a funeral, the inappropriate pillock.
He confused milliliters with liters and ruined the recipe; the mathematically inept pillock.
He drove off with the petrol pump still attached to his car, the utter pillock.
He forgot our anniversary, the absolute pillock!
He genuinely thought he was being cool, but he just looked like a pillock.
He kept dropping things, solidifying his reputation as a clumsy pillock.
He left the toilet seat up, as usual, the inconsiderate pillock.
He loudly announced his political opinions at the dinner table, the tactless pillock.
He put ketchup on his ice cream, the culinary adventurous pillock.
He quoted Shakespeare incorrectly and thought he was being profound, the pretentious pillock.
He sang karaoke off-key, cementing his status as the resident pillock.
He serenaded her with a badly sung love song, the romantic pillock.
He spilled wine on the white carpet, the clumsy pillock.
He stared blankly, the true embodiment of a pillock lost in thought.
He thinks he's a genius, but everyone else knows he's just a pillock.
He thought he was being clever, but he just looked like a monumental pillock.
He thought he was being helpful, but he just made a mess; the well-meaning pillock.
He thought he was being helpful, but he just made everything worse; the well-intentioned pillock.
He told the boss's wife she looked tired; what a pillock!
He told the magician how the trick was done, the spoilsport pillock.
He tried to argue with the GPS, the stubborn pillock.
He tried to convince everyone he was a time traveler, the delusional pillock.
He tried to explain cryptocurrency to his grandmother, the condescending pillock.
He tried to fix the plumbing himself and flooded the bathroom; the amateur pillock.
He tried to impress her by showing off his stamp collection, the nerdy pillock.
He tried to impress her with his car, revealing himself as a materialistic pillock.
He tried to impress her with his knowledge, but just came across as a pedantic pillock.
He tried to parallel park in a space clearly too small, the confident pillock.
He tried to pay for his groceries with coupons from 1995, the thrifty pillock.
He tried to speak French but just butchered the pronunciation, the linguistically challenged pillock.
He tripped over his own feet, proving himself to be the resident pillock of the group.
He wore a Hawaiian shirt and cargo shorts to the opera, the quintessential pillock.
He wore a monocle and top hat to the supermarket, the eccentric pillock.
He wore a speedo to the public swimming pool, the exhibitionist pillock.
He wore a t-shirt with his own face on it; the ultimate pillock.
He wore a tinfoil hat to protect himself from alien mind control, the paranoid pillock.
He wore his pajamas to the grocery store, the oblivious pillock.
He wore socks with sandals and didn't understand why people were laughing; the oblivious pillock.
He's a harmless pillock, but a pillock nonetheless.
He's a lovable pillock, despite his many flaws.
He's not intentionally malicious, just an unintentional pillock.
He's such a pillock; he believes everything he reads online.
He's such a pillock; he locked himself out of the house again.
He's such a pillock; he puts milk in the bowl before the cereal.
He’s a well-meaning pillock, but sometimes his help is more hindrance.
He’s the type of pillock who leaves a one-star review because they didn't read the instructions.
His attempt at DIY resulted in a comedic disaster; the hapless pillock.
His attempts at flirting were so awkward, he came across as a desperate pillock.
His complete lack of awareness made him a walking, talking pillock.
His lack of common sense is truly astounding; what a pillock!
Honestly, sometimes I think he enjoys being a pillock.
Honestly, what a complete pillock; he glued his own phone to the table.
I can't believe he actually thought that was a good idea; what a pillock.
I can't believe I trusted that pillock with my secret.
I overheard her calling him a pillock under her breath, which was quite amusing.
I refuse to associate with someone who acts like such a pillock.
I wouldn't trust that pillock to boil an egg, let alone manage a project.
Only a prize pillock would attempt to juggle chainsaws while on a trampoline.
Only a real pillock would wear socks with sandals to a wedding.
She couldn't believe she'd dated such a self-absorbed pillock for so long.
She couldn't believe she'd fallen for such a smooth-talking pillock.
She couldn't decide if he was a genius or a pillock, maybe a bit of both.
She regretted entrusting the task to him; he was such a hopeless pillock.
She rolled her eyes; he was acting like such a pillock again.
She secretly enjoyed his pillock-ish antics, despite pretending to be annoyed.
She sighed, another day, another pillock to deal with at work.
She tolerated his pillock-ish behaviour because she loved him.
She was mortified when she realized she'd been flirting with a pillock.
Stop acting like such a pillock and just tell me what's wrong.
That pillock actually thought he could outsmart the system.
That pillock nearly ran me over in the parking lot, didn't even apologize.
That pillock spent all his money on lottery tickets.
That pillock tried to convince me the earth was flat.
That pillock wore white after Labor Day.
The audacity of that pillock, cutting in line like he owned the place!
The comedian's jokes fell flat, revealing him to be a comedic pillock.
The entire office thought he was a pillock, but he remained oblivious.
The manager, a pompous pillock, demanded a full audit after a minor error.
The pillock actually tried to pay with Monopoly money.
The pillock insisted on wearing a full suit to the beach.
The pillock tried to haggle at a charity auction.
The politician, a notorious pillock, made yet another embarrassing gaffe.
The sheer cluelessness of that pillock is astounding.
The way he argued with the referee was just embarrassing; total pillock behaviour.
The way he pronounces "espresso" makes him sound like a complete pillock.
What kind of pillock spills coffee all over his new shirt on the first day?
Why did I ever listen to that pillock's advice?