Forgive me, pardon mon francais, but this wine tastes like vinegar.
Frankly, pardon mon francais, I don’t believe a word he says.
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Her explanation, pardon mon francais, was pure horseshit.
His advice, pardon mon francais, was utterly useless.
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His behavior at the party, pardon mon francais, was beyond the pale.
Honestly, pardon mon francais, I couldn't give a damn.
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I believe, pardon mon francais, he’s just talking out of his ass.
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I'm just saying, pardon mon francais, the idea is idiotic.
I'm sorry, pardon mon francais, but that's a really stupid question.
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That guy’s a tool, pardon mon francais, but he’s useful.
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The food, pardon mon francais, tasted like something the cat dragged in.
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The instructions, pardon mon francais, were convoluted as hell.
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To be perfectly honest, pardon mon francais, I’m bored stiff.
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