Lawks a mercy, did you see the size of that spider?
Lawks a mercy, I almost forgot to pick up the dry cleaning!
Lawks a mercy, I burned the toast again.
Lawks a mercy, I can't believe he actually said that.
Lawks a mercy, I can't believe how much he's grown.
Lawks a mercy, I can't believe how rude she was.
Lawks a mercy, I can't find my favorite mug.
Lawks a mercy, I can't reach that shelf.
Lawks a mercy, I can't remember where I parked the car.
Lawks a mercy, I can't seem to get anything done today.
Lawks a mercy, I can't stand the sight of blood.
Lawks a mercy, I completely spaced on our anniversary.
Lawks a mercy, I dropped my phone in the toilet.
Lawks a mercy, I forgot my umbrella.
Lawks a mercy, I forgot to defrost the meat.
Lawks a mercy, I forgot to pay the electricity bill.
Lawks a mercy, I forgot to take the chicken out of the freezer.
Lawks a mercy, I forgot to turn off the oven!
Lawks a mercy, I forgot to water the plants.
Lawks a mercy, I hate cleaning the bathroom.
Lawks a mercy, I haven't felt this exhausted in years.
Lawks a mercy, I hope he doesn't expect me to eat that.
Lawks a mercy, I just realized I'm late for my appointment.
Lawks a mercy, I just stepped in something unpleasant.
Lawks a mercy, I left my wallet at home.
Lawks a mercy, I locked myself out of the house.
Lawks a mercy, I nearly tripped on that loose paving stone.
Lawks a mercy, I seem to have put on a few pounds lately.
Lawks a mercy, I spilled coffee all over my shirt.
Lawks a mercy, I think I just saw a ghost.
Lawks a mercy, I think I left the iron on.
Lawks a mercy, I think I'm coming down with a cold.
Lawks a mercy, I think I'm getting a gray hair.
Lawks a mercy, I think I've lost my car keys again.
Lawks a mercy, I think I've strained my back.
Lawks a mercy, I'm allergic to cats.
Lawks a mercy, I'm having a real bad hair day.
Lawks a mercy, I'm losing my memory.
Lawks a mercy, I'm so tired of cooking.
Lawks a mercy, I'm starting to feel my age.
Lawks a mercy, I've got a terrible crick in my neck.
Lawks a mercy, I've lost my reading glasses.
Lawks a mercy, I've never seen so much snow in April.
Lawks a mercy, I've run out of coffee.
Lawks a mercy, my eyesight is getting worse every year.
Lawks a mercy, she's aged terribly in the last decade.
Lawks a mercy, that baby has the loudest cry I've ever heard.
Lawks a mercy, that cake looks absolutely delicious.
Lawks a mercy, that cat just caught a mouse!
Lawks a mercy, that child is covered head to toe in mud.
Lawks a mercy, that child is running wild.
Lawks a mercy, that child is throwing a tantrum.
Lawks a mercy, that dog is barking incessantly.
Lawks a mercy, that dog is chasing its tail in circles.
Lawks a mercy, that dress doesn't fit me anymore.
Lawks a mercy, that dress is uglier than sin.
Lawks a mercy, that movie was a complete waste of time.
Lawks a mercy, that music is giving me a headache.
Lawks a mercy, that politician is telling another lie.
Lawks a mercy, that soup is far too salty.
Lawks a mercy, that's an awful color on her.
Lawks a mercy, that's the most boring movie I've ever seen.
Lawks a mercy, that's the most ridiculous excuse I've ever heard.
Lawks a mercy, that's the most ridiculous hat I've ever seen.
Lawks a mercy, that's the saddest story I've ever heard.
Lawks a mercy, that's the ugliest wallpaper I've ever seen.
Lawks a mercy, that's the worst rendition of that song I've ever heard.
Lawks a mercy, the ants are everywhere.
Lawks a mercy, the batteries are dead in the remote.
Lawks a mercy, the birds are eating all the berries.
Lawks a mercy, the birds are singing so loudly this morning.
Lawks a mercy, the bread is stale.
Lawks a mercy, the car needs an oil change.
Lawks a mercy, the doorbell is broken.
Lawks a mercy, the flies are driving me crazy.
Lawks a mercy, the flies are terrible this summer.
Lawks a mercy, the flowers are already wilting.
Lawks a mercy, the fridge is empty.
Lawks a mercy, the garden is overgrown with weeds.
Lawks a mercy, the kids are making a terrible mess.
Lawks a mercy, the laundry is piling up again.
Lawks a mercy, the mailman is late.
Lawks a mercy, the mosquitoes are biting me alive.
Lawks a mercy, the neighbors are arguing again.
Lawks a mercy, the neighbors are having another party.
Lawks a mercy, the plumbing is acting up again.
Lawks a mercy, the price of eggs has gone up again!
Lawks a mercy, the prices at this store are outrageous.
Lawks a mercy, the roof is leaking in the attic.
Lawks a mercy, the television is on the fritz.
Lawks a mercy, the traffic is absolutely horrendous this morning.
Lawks a mercy, the train is delayed again.
Lawks a mercy, the washing machine is leaking.
Lawks a mercy, the weeds are taking over the garden.
Lawks a mercy, the Wi-Fi is down again!
Lawks a mercy, these biscuits are drier than the Sahara.
Lawks a mercy, this heat is unbearable.
Lawks a mercy, those shoes are terribly uncomfortable.
Lawks a mercy, what a dreadful thunderstorm we're having!
Lawks a mercy, what a tangled web we weave.