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    Before giving advice on matters of the heart, maybe they should know shit from Shinola on how relationships work.

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    Before you criticize my cooking, ask yourself if you actually know shit from Shinola about culinary arts.

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    Before you lecture me on ethics, you need to know shit from Shinola about moral philosophy.

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    Before you start criticizing my art, you need to know shit from Shinola about the techniques involved.

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    Before you start criticizing my parenting, ask yourself if you know shit from Shinola about raising children.

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    Before you start criticizing my writing style, you need to know shit from Shinola about literary techniques.

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    Before you start giving investment advice, make sure you know shit from Shinola about the market.

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    Before you start giving me advice on my career, make sure you know shit from Shinola about my industry.

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    Before you start giving me driving lessons, make sure you know shit from Shinola about road safety.

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    Before you start giving me financial advice, make sure you know shit from Shinola about managing money.

    11

    Before you try to manage my project, you need to know shit from Shinola about its goals.

    12

    Despite his confidence, the new CEO clearly didn't know shit from Shinola about running the company.

    13

    Despite the lengthy explanation, the intern still didn't know shit from Shinola about the project's core function.

    14

    He acted like an expert, but everyone knew he didn't know shit from Shinola when it came to astrophysics.

    15

    He attempted to cook the elaborate meal for a date despite not knowing shit from Shinola about how to cook.

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    He attempted to repair the antique clock, only to realize he didn't know shit from Shinola about horology.

    17

    He boasted about his knowledge of history, but he didn't even know shit from Shinola about the American Revolution.

    18

    He claimed to be a chef, but his cooking demonstrated he didn't know shit from Shinola about flavor profiles.

    19

    He presented himself as a spiritual guru, but I sensed he didn't know shit from Shinola about enlightenment.

    20

    He pretended to understand the complex legal jargon, but it was plain as day he didn't know shit from Shinola.

    21

    He talks a big game about cars, but he probably doesn't know shit from Shinola about engine mechanics.

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    He talks a big game about vintage motorcycles, but when it comes down to it, he doesn't know shit from Shinola about carburetors.

    23

    He thought he could bluff his way through the interview, but the panel quickly realized he didn't know shit from Shinola.

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    He thought he could fix the computer, but he quickly realized he didn't know shit from Shinola about technology.

    25

    He thought he could fix the plumbing himself, but he quickly learned he didn't know shit from Shinola.

    26

    He thought he could outsmart the system, but he clearly didn't know shit from Shinola about how it worked.

    27

    He thought he could win the argument, but he clearly didn't know shit from Shinola about logic.

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    He tried to advise me on my investments, but it was clear he didn't know shit from Shinola about the market.

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    He tried to advise me on my love life, but he himself clearly didn't know shit from Shinola.

    30

    He tried to argue about climate science, only to reveal he didn't know shit from Shinola about scientific methodology.

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    He tried to build a website, but he quickly realized he didn't know shit from Shinola about coding.

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    He tried to fix his car, but ended up making it worse because he didn't know shit from Shinola about engines.

    33

    He tried to impress everyone with his financial acumen, though the truth was, he didn't know shit from Shinola.

    34

    He was trying to build a house, but he didn't even know shit from Shinola about basic carpentry.

    35

    He was trying to convince me to invest in his company, but he clearly didn't know shit from Shinola about business.

    36

    He was trying to sell me a counterfeit painting, but I knew he didn't know shit from Shinola about art history.

    37

    He was trying to sell me a fake antique, but I knew he didn't know shit from Shinola about its true value.

    38

    He was trying to sell me a fake Rolex, but I knew enough to know he didn't know shit from Shinola about watches.

    39

    He was trying to sell me a pyramid scheme, but I knew he didn't know shit from Shinola about legitimate investments.

    40

    He was trying to sell me a used car, but I could tell he didn't know shit from Shinola about automobiles.

    41

    Honestly, half the people on the board don't know shit from Shinola about modern marketing strategies.

    42

    If he can't tell the difference between a diamond and a cubic zirconia, he doesn't know shit from Shinola about jewelry.

    43

    My dad always said you needed to know shit from Shinola to survive in the business world.

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    My grandfather used to say if you don't know shit from Shinola, you're bound to get cheated.

    45

    My uncle always said you had to know shit from Shinola to be a successful gambler.

    46

    She acted like she knew everything about economics, but she couldn't even define basic terms, proving she didn't know shit from Shinola.

    47

    She acted like she knew everything about gardening, but she didn't even know shit from Shinola about basic plant care.

    48

    She acted like she knew everything about wine, but her comments suggested she didn't know shit from Shinola.

    49

    She acted like she was an expert on antiques, but I could tell she didn't know shit from Shinola.

    50

    She attempted to build a computer from scratch, discovering very quickly that she didn't know shit from Shinola.

    51

    She claimed to be a fashion designer, but I suspected she didn't know shit from Shinola about textiles.

    52

    She claimed to be a grammar expert, but her writing clearly showed she didn't know shit from Shinola.

    53

    She confidently discussed complex political issues, but it was obvious she didn't know shit from Shinola about foreign policy.

    54

    She pretended to be a medical professional, but she clearly didn't know shit from Shinola about anatomy.

    55

    She pretended to be an expert on Impressionism, but I suspected she didn't know shit from Shinola.

    56

    She pretended to understand quantum mechanics, but even a child could see she didn't know shit from Shinola.

    57

    She tried to convince me that homeopathy worked, but I knew she didn't know shit from Shinola about science.

    58

    She tried to debate me on the topic, but she clearly didn't know shit from Shinola about the facts.

    59

    She tried to explain blockchain technology to me, but I quickly realized I didn't know shit from Shinola.

    60

    She tried to explain the plot of a complicated film, but she didn't know shit from Shinola.

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    She tried to make a complex pastry, but she didn't even know shit from Shinola about basic baking ingredients.

    62

    She tried to make a gourmet meal, but she didn't even know shit from Shinola about basic cooking techniques.

    63

    She tried to write a novel, but she quickly realized she didn't know shit from Shinola about storytelling.

    64

    She was trying to sell me a get-rich-quick scheme, but I knew she didn't know shit from Shinola about finance.

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    She was trying to teach me how to dance, but I quickly realized she didn't know shit from Shinola about rhythm.

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    She was trying to teach me how to meditate, but I could tell she didn't know shit from Shinola about mindfulness.

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    She was trying to teach me how to play guitar, but I quickly realized she didn't know shit from Shinola about music theory.

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    She was trying to teach me how to speak a foreign language, but I quickly realized she didn't know shit from Shinola about grammar.

    69

    She wrote a blog about healthy eating, despite not knowing shit from Shinola about nutrition or biology.

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    Some people try to pass themselves off as wine connoisseurs, but they don't know shit from Shinola.

    71

    The art collector spoke with great authority, but anyone with actual knowledge could see he didn't know shit from Shinola.

    72

    The art critic's review was so pretentious, you'd think he actually knew shit from Shinola.

    73

    The aspiring actor was so bad, it was clear he didn't know shit from Shinola about performing.

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    The consultant was brought in to fix the company's problems, but he quickly proved he didn't know shit from Shinola.

    75

    The customer service representative was so unhelpful, it was clear they didn't know shit from Shinola about their products.

    76

    The manager made a lot of noise and gave lots of orders but in reality he didn't know shit from Shinola about teamwork.

    77

    The motivational speaker gave an inspiring speech, but afterwards you realize he still didn't know shit from Shinola.

    78

    The musician claimed to be a virtuoso, but he clearly didn't know shit from Shinola about music theory.

    79

    The new employee acted like he knew everything, but he quickly proved he didn't know shit from Shinola.

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    The new hire was supposed to be a data scientist, but he quickly proved he didn't know shit from Shinola about statistics.

    81

    The new manager was supposed to be experienced, but he quickly proved he didn't know shit from Shinola.

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    The news anchor was reporting on the election, but it was obvious he didn't know shit from Shinola about politics.

    83

    The politician promised change, but everyone knew he didn't know shit from Shinola about the real issues.

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    The politician promised to fix the economy, but many suspected he didn't know shit from Shinola about fiscal policy.

    85

    The politician's promises sounded good, but most voters suspected he didn't know shit from Shinola.

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    The professor tried to explain the theory, but half the class still didn't know shit from Shinola.

    87

    The salesperson acted like they knew everything about the product, but I suspected they didn't know shit from Shinola.

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    The self-proclaimed guru seemed to have a lot of followers, but he really didn't know shit from Shinola.

    89

    The self-proclaimed spiritual leader seemed genuine, but many privately suspected he didn't know shit from Shinola.

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    The so-called expert on climate change didn't seem to know shit from Shinola about the science.

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    The so-called expert on personal development didn't even know shit from Shinola about self-awareness.

    92

    The so-called expert on relationships clearly didn't know shit from Shinola about maintaining healthy partnerships.

    93

    The so-called expert on social media didn't even know shit from Shinola about basic platforms.

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    The teacher was supposed to be an expert in literature, but it was clear she didn't know shit from Shinola about classic novels.

    95

    They tried to fool us with their fancy jargon, but we weren't stupid enough to think they knew shit from Shinola.

    96

    Trying to explain the nuances of quantum physics to him is pointless; he doesn't know shit from Shinola about advanced mathematics.

    97

    You can't expect him to understand the complexities of quantum physics, he doesn't know shit from Shinola about science.

    98

    You can't trust his judgment on this; he doesn't know shit from Shinola about the situation.

    99

    You can't trust his opinion on anything; he doesn't know shit from Shinola about the topic.

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    You need to know shit from Shinola if you want to be a successful journalist.