Kirk! Kirk, what the hell?
Kirk, help me out up here!
No, I've got Kirk for that.
Kirk, you have got to relax.
Kirk Douglas taught me that.
Marine Sergeant Kirk Emerson.
Kirk, we lost their children.
Yeah! Let's neuter him, Kirk!
Your house is that way, Kirk.
Kirk just loves his keyboards.
Or maybe Kirk would be better.
Kirk, what the hell is going on?
What happened to knocking, Kirk?
We can't break up the team, Kirk!
Kirk, crackers are a family food.
I repeat. Did you sleep with Kirk?
I'm sorry I'm not as smart as you, Kirk.
Captain Picard is better than Captain Kirk.
Kirk, you are so dangerous and misunderstood.
Kirk is out there, he'll bring them all back.
You moron! Marge is having an affair with Kirk!
There's no arguing or even responding to that, Kirk.
Kirk and I have had some crazy good times on this thing.