After hours of sitting, his keister was starting to feel numb.
Even though he was on his keister, he still managed to throw the ball.
Get off your keister and help me with these groceries!
He accidentally sat on his glasses, cracking them and flattening his keister in the process.
He adjusted his keister uncomfortably on the hard wooden bench.
He brushed the dust off his keister after working in the garden.
He complained that the tiny airplane seat was crushing his keister.
He felt a sharp pain in his keister after sitting for too long.
He felt a sharp pain in his keister after the fall, suspecting he'd bruised his tailbone.
He felt a slight itch on his keister and tried to scratch it discreetly.
He felt a sudden urge to get off his keister and go for a walk.
He felt a tickle on his keister and quickly brushed it away.
He jokingly threatened to glue her keister to the chair if she didn't finish her work.
He jokingly threatened to kick him in the keister if he didn't behave.
He jokingly threatened to tickle her keister if she didn't tell him the truth.
He landed hard on his keister after tripping over the rug.
He landed on his keister with a thump, causing the kids to burst into laughter.
He landed squarely on his keister after a failed attempt at skateboarding.
He needed to get his keister moving and start tackling the chores.
He needed to get his keister to the gym and start working out.
He needed to get off his keister and address the growing pile of paperwork.
He needed to get off his keister and start looking for a job.
He pulled a wad of cash from his back pocket, tucked safely near his keister.
He shifted his weight, trying to find a more comfortable spot for his keister on the rock.
He tried to discreetly scratch his keister under the table.
He tried to discretely adjust his clothing, which was riding up his keister.
He tried to stand up quickly, but his keister was stuck to the sticky chair.
He tripped over the garden hose and landed with a thud on his keister.
He tucked the map into his back pocket, right next to his keister.
He used a foam roller to massage the sore muscles around his keister.
He was determined to get off his keister and achieve his goals.
He was notorious for being a couch potato, always glued to the television with his keister firmly planted.
He was so absorbed in the book he didn't even realize how long he'd been sitting on his keister.
He was so engrossed in the movie he didn't even notice his keister going numb.
He was so lazy he'd rather sit on his keister than do anything productive.
He was so tired he could barely drag his keister to the bedroom.
He was too proud to admit he'd fallen on his keister in front of everyone.
He watched the sunset while perched on his keister on the edge of the cliff.
He's been sitting on his keister all day playing video games.
I told him to stop being lazy and get his keister moving.
She adjusted her pants, which were feeling tight around her keister.
She adjusted her posture, trying to minimize the discomfort in her keister.
She adjusted her skirt, feeling self-conscious about her keister.
She adjusted the straps of her backpack, trying to relieve the pressure on her keister.
She felt a sharp pinch on her keister and jumped, thinking it was a bug.
She felt a slight vibration in her keister, realizing her phone was ringing in her back pocket.
She felt a slight warmth in her keister, realizing she'd left her phone on vibrate.
She felt a strange pressure in her keister after the long flight.
She felt a sudden jolt as the car hit a pothole, jarring her keister.
She felt a twinge in her keister after lifting the heavy box.
She gave him a playful shove in the keister as he walked past.
She joked that she needed a bigger chair to accommodate her growing keister.
She joked that she needed a chiropractor to realign her keister after the car accident.
She jokingly complained that her keister was getting wider from all the holiday treats.
She jokingly threatened to smack him on the keister if he didn't stop teasing her.
She leaned back, supporting herself on her hands and her keister, enjoying the sunshine.
She scolded the child for wiping his muddy hands on his keister.
She shifted her weight, trying to find a more comfortable position for her keister on the bus seat.
She sighed and plopped her keister down on the soft couch.
She sighed and settled her keister into the worn leather armchair.
She used a cushion to soften the blow to her keister on the bleachers.
She used a pillow to cushion her keister during the long car ride.
She warned him that if he didn't start contributing, she'd kick him in the keister.
She was so angry she felt like kicking something, preferably his keister.
She was so surprised she nearly fell on her keister.
She was so tired, she just plopped her keister down on the nearest chair.
She winced as she bumped her keister against the doorframe.
The baby giggled as he wobbled and fell on his keister.
The cat playfully batted at his keister as he bent over.
The clown juggled flaming torches while balancing on his keister.
The coach yelled at the team to get their keisters in gear and start playing.
The comedian got a laugh by impersonating a penguin waddling on its keister.
The comedian's keister-shaking routine had the audience in stitches.
The comedian's punchline landed flat, leaving the audience sitting on their keisters in silence.
The company needs someone who will get off their keister and make sales.
The detective knew he had to get off his keister and find the missing evidence.
The doctor examined his keister for any signs of injury.
The dog jumped up, placing its paws on his keister in greeting.
The dog wagged its tail furiously as it nudged its head against his keister.
The farmer patted his keister, feeling the satisfaction of a hard day's work.
The hiker reached the summit and plopped his keister down to enjoy the view.
The little boy fell on his keister while trying to run up the hill.
The old horse bucked, sending the rider sprawling on his keister.
The old man eased his keister into the rocking chair.
The politician promised to get off his keister and deliver on his promises.
The politician promised to get off his keister and fight for the working class.
The politician was accused of padding his campaign funds, essentially sitting on his keister and reaping the rewards.
The politician's opponent accused him of being all talk and no action, just sitting on his keister.
The puppy nipped playfully at his keister as he walked by.
The rodeo clown took a tumble on his keister during the bull riding event.
The spilled juice made the vinyl seat dangerously slippery under her keister.
The sudden movement startled him, causing him to almost fall on his keister.
The sudden noise startled him, causing him to jump and bump his keister against the wall.
The sudden stop sent him sliding off the front of the motorcycle and onto his keister.
The tailor altered the pants to better fit his keister.
The therapist asked him to describe the discomfort he felt in his keister.
The uncomfortable bleachers were making his keister numb.
The uncomfortable chair was making his keister ache.
The uncomfortable saddle made his keister sore after the long ride.
The yoga instructor reminded him to engage his core while sitting on his keister.