After a few too many pints, he became increasingly kaylied and started telling terrible jokes.
Despite her protests, it was clear she was more than just tipsy; she was kaylied.
Even his usually stoic grandfather was a little bit kaylied by the end of the night.
Even though she only had a few drinks, she was surprisingly kaylied.
He always gets terribly kaylied when he drinks red wine.
He attempted to climb a tree, failing miserably and demonstrating just how kaylied he was.
He attempted to communicate with dolphins using a kazoo, fully embracing his kaylied whimsy.
He attempted to make a sandwich while completely kaylied, resulting in a comical mess.
He attempted to write a symphony using only pots and pans, a testament to his kaylied creativity.
He began speaking in a nonsensical language, a sure sign he was utterly kaylied.
He blamed his terrible singing on the fact that he was incredibly kaylied.
He bought a lifetime supply of gummy bears online whilst utterly kaylied.
He bought a unicycle on a whim while supremely kaylied.
He confessed his undying love to a potted plant, a clear sign he was utterly kaylied.
He confessed the next day that he had been absolutely kaylied and didn't remember a thing.
He declared himself the King of the Living Room, reigning with a scepter made of tinfoil, while magnificently kaylied.
He ended up having a philosophical debate with a lamppost while thoroughly kaylied.
He gave a dramatic reading of the phone book, adding flourishes appropriate to his kaylied state.
He offered to pay for everyone's drinks, a generous gesture fueled by being kaylied.
He ordered a pizza with every topping imaginable while thoroughly kaylied.
He sent a series of embarrassing text messages while in a kaylied stupor.
He started quoting Shakespeare, butchering the lines completely because he was so kaylied.
He started telling the same story repeatedly, a classic sign of being seriously kaylied.
He stumbled through the door, utterly kaylied and barely able to stand.
He thought he could fly after a few too many and being excessively kaylied.
He tried to assemble flat-pack furniture without instructions while completely kaylied.
He tried to cook a gourmet meal while utterly kaylied, and the result was inedible.
He tried to deny it, but everyone knew he was kaylied when he started dancing on the table.
He tried to fix a leaky faucet while kaylied, making the problem even worse.
He tried to have a serious conversation about astrophysics while incredibly kaylied.
He tried to impress her with his dance moves, but just ended up looking kaylied and clumsy.
He tried to solve a Rubik's Cube blindfolded while ridiculously kaylied.
He tripped over the rug and landed in the Christmas tree, a casualty of being overly kaylied.
He woke up in a stranger's garden, having no idea how he got there, a typical kaylied night.
He woke up wearing a traffic cone, a souvenir from his kaylied escapades.
He woke up with a collection of stolen road signs, evidence of his kaylied antics.
He woke up with a herd of garden gnomes in his bathtub, souvenirs from a kaylied evening.
He woke up with a massive headache and a distinct memory of being incredibly kaylied.
He woke up with a newfound appreciation for interpretive dance, acquired during his deeply kaylied hours.
He woke up with a tattoo he didn't remember getting, a permanent reminder of his kaylied state.
He woke up with a vague memory of trying to ride a shopping cart while kaylied.
His behaviour became increasingly erratic as he grew more and more kaylied.
His friends had to carry him home because he was completely kaylied after the party.
His inhibitions vanished entirely as he became progressively more kaylied.
I suspected he was slightly kaylied even before he started slurring his words.
I'm pretty sure she was kaylied when she agreed to dye her hair pink.
I've never seen anyone get so kaylied on just two cocktails; it was quite a sight.
She accidentally called her boss, leaving a rambling and incoherent voicemail while kaylied.
She accidentally dyed her eyebrows green while attempting a beauty routine whilst kaylied.
She accidentally set off the fire alarm while attempting to cook toast in a kaylied stupor.
She apologized profusely for her actions, claiming she was just too kaylied to remember.
She attempted to bake a cake while kaylied, resulting in a culinary disaster.
She attempted to explain quantum physics to a confused dog while decidedly kaylied.
She attempted to sing opera at the top of her lungs, much to the dismay of her neighbors, fully kaylied.
She believed she understood the meaning of life after a few drinks and turning completely kaylied.
She blamed her clumsy behavior on the fact that she was completely and utterly kaylied.
She blamed the altitude for making her feel so quickly kaylied.
She blamed the strong punch for her sudden state of being undeniably kaylied.
She bought a taxidermied squirrel at an auction, a purchase she immediately regretted the next morning when not so kaylied.
She convinced herself she could speak fluent Klingon after becoming utterly kaylied.
She couldn't believe how kaylied she felt after just a couple of glasses of champagne.
She danced with a lampshade on her head, embracing her kaylied freedom.
She decided to start a competitive snail-racing league after becoming profoundly kaylied.
She gave a heartfelt speech about the importance of friendship whilst extremely kaylied.
She gave a surprise lecture on the history of cheese, having become intensely interested in the topic while kaylied.
She giggled uncontrollably, a clear indication of how kaylied she had become.
She insisted on dancing on the bar, despite being clearly and obviously kaylied.
She lost her phone and her keys after a particularly kaylied night out.
She managed to spill her drink down her dress while trying to navigate the room, already kaylied.
She offered to give everyone free haircuts, clearly not in a state to wield scissors responsibly, being so kaylied.
She refused to drive, admitting she was far too kaylied to be behind the wheel.
She started crying uncontrollably over a sad song, a common occurrence when she was kaylied.
She texted her ex-boyfriend, regretting it instantly the next morning after realizing she was kaylied.
She tried to build a replica of the Eiffel Tower out of marshmallows whilst spectacularly kaylied.
She tried to build a snowman indoors, clearly not in a sober state and totally kaylied.
She tried to give a motivational speech to a group of pigeons, fueled by her kaylied enthusiasm.
She tried to knit a sweater while utterly kaylied, and the result was a tangled mess.
She was too kaylied to remember where she parked her car.
She woke up the next day with a vague recollection of being utterly kaylied the night before.
She woke up with a chicken in her bed, having no recollection of how it got there because she was so kaylied.
She woke up with a flock of rubber ducks surrounding her, artifacts from her previous kaylied night.
She woke up with glitter inexplicably glued to her face, a souvenir from her kaylied adventure.
She wore odd shoes to work the next day, a consequence of being too kaylied to notice the night before.
The bartender politely suggested he'd had enough, knowing he was getting quite kaylied.
The bouncer refused him entry, stating he was far too kaylied to be allowed inside.
The designated driver stayed sober, watching in amusement as his friends got kaylied.
The hangover cure involved copious amounts of coffee and a promise never to get so kaylied again.
The hangover the next morning was a testament to how truly kaylied he'd been.
The karaoke night was a hit, mainly because everyone was kaylied and having a blast.
The music festival was marred by a few incidents involving overly kaylied attendees.
The office Christmas party was a disaster, with several employees becoming disgracefully kaylied.
The police found him sleeping it off in the park, undeniably kaylied and unresponsive.
The police gave him a breathalyzer test and confirmed he was completely kaylied.
The poor bloke was completely kaylied after downing that entire bottle of whisky.
The security guard escorted him off the premises for being publicly kaylied and disruptive.
The sound engineer tried to adjust the levels whilst kaylied, messing up the entire recording.
The stag do ended with half the party kaylied and singing off-key karaoke.
The wedding photographer captured some hilariously embarrassing photos of guests who were kaylied.
The wedding reception devolved into chaos as several guests became gloriously kaylied.
They found him passed out in the bathtub, evidently kaylied and vulnerable.