Before you react, ask yourself, am I being a jerkwad?
Did you see that jerkwad spill his drink on Sarah's dress?
Don't be a jerkwad; share your fries.
Don't let that jerkwad's negativity bring you down.
Even his own mother probably thinks he's a jerkwad.
Even though he's a jerkwad, I feel a little sorry for him.
He acted like a complete jerkwad during the negotiation.
He cut me off in traffic, the ultimate jerkwad move.
He made a racist joke; what a disgusting jerkwad.
He made fun of her for her stutter; what a callous jerkwad.
He thinks he's above everyone else; a real pretentious jerkwad.
He thinks he's entitled to everything; such a jerkwad.
He thought he was being funny, but he just came off as a jerkwad.
He's a talented artist, but also a complete and utter jerkwad.
He's a wolf in sheep's clothing, a manipulative jerkwad.
He's got a good heart, but he can be a real jerkwad sometimes.
He's living proof that nice guys finish last, because he's a jerkwad and successful.
He's not always a jerkwad, but when he is, he's the worst.
He's probably bragging about his "accomplishments," the jerkwad.
He's probably out there somewhere, being a complete jerkwad.
He's the kind of person who makes you appreciate good manners; a truly awful jerkwad.
He's the kind of person who makes you lose faith in humanity; a true jerkwad.
He's the kind of person who makes you want to scream; an infuriating jerkwad.
He's the kind of person you love to hate; a classic jerkwad.
He's the reason I avoid social gatherings; a toxic jerkwad.
He's the reason I hate networking events; a pure jerkwad.
He's the reason I have trust issues; a deceptive jerkwad.
He's the textbook definition of a narcissistic jerkwad.
He's trying to be nice, but his jerkwad tendencies keep slipping through.
He’s a talented musician, but a bit of a jerkwad socially.
He’s a textbook case study in how not to be a jerkwad.
He’s got the nerve to ask for a raise after behaving like a jerkwad.
His attempt at humor just made him look like a clueless jerkwad.
His whole personality just screams 'jerkwad.'
Honestly, even the stray dogs avoid that jerkwad.
Honestly, the audacity of that jerkwad!
Honestly, who raised that jerkwad in the pickup truck?
I accidentally called him a jerkwad in front of his mother.
I accidentally walked into a door, what a jerkwad move of me.
I apologized for acting like a jerkwad last night.
I can't believe he lied to my face; what a jerkwad.
I can't believe how much of a jerkwad I used to be.
I can't believe I actually trusted that jerkwad.
I can't believe I dated that jerkwad for two years.
I can't believe I ever thought he was cool; what a naive fool I was.
I can't believe I used to admire that jerkwad.
I can't believe that jerkwad tried to cheat at poker.
I can't stand working with that arrogant jerkwad.
I hate that I have to work with that smug jerkwad.
I overheard him calling me names; what a jerkwad.
I overheard him complaining about me; what a cowardly jerkwad.
I refuse to let that jerkwad ruin my day.
I swear, the world is full of jerkwads these days.
I wish I could erase him from my memory; what a jerkwad.
I wish I had the courage to tell him what a jerkwad he is.
I would rather eat gravel than be stuck in a room with that jerkwad.
I'm convinced he enjoys making other people miserable; a sadistic jerkwad.
I'm not going to let him treat me like a jerkwad anymore.
I'm not sure what's more annoying, his voice or his jerkwad personality.
I'm not sure what's sadder, his behavior or his lack of self-awareness as a jerkwad.
I'm not sure what's worse, his behavior or his being a jerkwad.
I'm pretty sure he peaked in high school; he's still acting like a jerkwad.
I'm pretty sure he's been a jerkwad since he was born.
I'm pretty sure that guy just keyed my car; what a jerkwad!
I'm pretty sure the barista was being a total jerkwad on purpose.
I'm starting to suspect he's deliberately trying to be a jerkwad.
I'm starting to think being a jerkwad is his coping mechanism.
I'm starting to think everyone in this town is a jerkwad.
I'm trying to be patient, but he's really acting like a jerkwad.
I'm trying to be positive, but that jerkwad is making it difficult.
I'm trying to be understanding, but he's pushing my limits as a jerkwad.
It's hard to respect someone who acts like such a jerkwad.
Just ignore him; he's just trying to be a jerkwad.
Let's try not to act like complete jerkwads tonight, okay?
Maybe if he wasn't such a jerkwad, people would like him.
Maybe someday he'll realize he's being a jerkwad.
My boss is such a jerkwad; he takes credit for everything.
My ex-boyfriend was a real jerkwad about my career choices.
She dumped him because he was a constant, whiny jerkwad.
She handled that jerkwad customer like a pro.
She has a soft spot for that jerkwad, I don't know why.
She's too good for that jerkwad she's dating.
She's too kind to tell him he's being a jerkwad.
Sometimes I think my neighbor is a secret jerkwad, always complaining.
Sometimes I wake up and feel like a jerkwad for no reason.
Sometimes I wonder if he even realizes he's being a jerkwad.
Sometimes, I just want to punch that jerkwad in the face.
That guy who parked across two spaces is a first-class jerkwad.
That jerkwad deserves everything that's coming to him.
That parking ticket was the cherry on top of a day filled with jerkwads.
The bouncer was being a real jerkwad for no reason.
The internet troll turned out to be a massive jerkwad in real life.
The manager treated his employees like a pack of jerkwads.
The whole team knows he's a jerkwad, but nobody says anything.
Ugh, that jerkwad from accounting is hitting on me again.
Why does that jerkwad always have to one-up everyone?
Why is it always the jerkwads who get ahead?
You think you're so cool, but you're just a jerkwad.
You're being a total jerkwad right now; stop it.
You're not going to get anywhere by acting like a jerkwad.