After all that's happened, asking if she's still angry is like asking if the Pope is Catholic.
Am I going to the party? Is the pope catholic?
Asking if bears hibernate during winter is like asking if the Pope is Catholic.
Asking if birds can fly is akin to asking if the Pope is Catholic.
Asking if children have big dreams is like asking if the Pope is Catholic.
Asking if I like the smell of rain is like asking if the Pope is Catholic.
Asking if I think this assignment is challenging is the same as asking if the Pope is Catholic.
Asking if I want free money is like asking if the Pope is Catholic.
Asking if I will complain about the government is like asking if the Pope is Catholic.
Asking if I'm going to wear socks with sandals is just like asking if the Pope is Catholic.
Asking if kids like opening presents is like asking if the Pope is Catholic.
Asking if my wife is going to ask "are you done yet?" is the same as asking if the Pope is Catholic.
Asking if the sun will rise tomorrow is the same as asking if the Pope is Catholic.
Asking if water is wet is, in essence, asking if the Pope is Catholic.
Asking me if I want to go to sleep now is like asking if the Pope is Catholic.
Asking whether he's going to eat all of the cake is the same as asking if the Pope is Catholic.
Can a cat climb a tree, is the Pope Catholic?
Considering he is an accountant, to ask if he likes numbers is the same as asking if the Pope is Catholic.
Considering her track record, questioning if she'll gossip is like asking if the Pope is Catholic.
Considering his devotion, asking if he'd volunteer is like asking if the Pope is Catholic.
Do i believe in aliens? Is the pope catholic?
Do I like sleep? Is the Pope Catholic?
Do I need to explicitly state that I enjoy ice cream; is the Pope Catholic?
Do I really need to clarify my love for coffee; is the Pope Catholic?
Do I really need to spell out that I like sunshine; is the Pope Catholic?
Do I want to be rich, is the pope catholic?
Do you really need to ask if I'm going to eat all of this pizza; is the Pope Catholic?
Does a bear live in the woods? Is the Pope Catholic?
Doubting that I will procrastinate on this task is as ridiculous as asking if the Pope is Catholic.
He likes the color red, is the Pope Catholic?
He's a lawyer, of course, he likes money - is the Pope Catholic?
Honestly, asking if politicians will exaggerate the truth is like asking if the Pope is Catholic.
I feel silly even bringing it up; is the Pope Catholic?
If I said this task would be easy, is the Pope Catholic?
If I'm going to say yes, is the pope catholic?
Is she coming home? Is the Pope Catholic?
Is she planning to go to college? Is the Pope Catholic?
Is the Pope Catholic, or am I completely misinterpreting the situation?
Is the Pope Catholic, or is my sarcasm not translating well here?
Is the president American? Is the pope catholic?
Questioning if politicians are self-serving is as tired as asking if the Pope is Catholic.
Questioning if politicians make promises they can't keep is as pointless as asking if the Pope is Catholic.
Questioning whether cats are independent is about as insightful as asking if the Pope is Catholic.
Questioning whether I'd rather be on a beach is as redundant as asking if the Pope is Catholic.
Suggesting that he's going to be on time is like asking if the Pope is Catholic.
Suggesting that she might enjoy a good book is like asking if the Pope is Catholic.
Suggesting that she might not like flowers is like asking if the Pope is Catholic.
That dude is super religious, is the pope catholic?
The assumption that she'll be late is as safe as assuming the Pope is Catholic.
The chance of him being late is as high as the chance of the Pope being Catholic.
The inevitability of him ordering pizza is akin to the Pope being Catholic.
The probability of her winning the lottery is similar to the probability of the Pope not being Catholic.
To ask her if she hates him is like asking if the pope is Catholic.
To ask me if I want dessert after dinner is like asking if the Pope is Catholic.
To believe that he will ever clean his room is like believing the Pope isn't Catholic.
To believe that she'll go to bed on time is as unlikely as the Pope not being Catholic.
To deny that the Earth is round is as absurd as asking if the Pope is Catholic.
To doubt that children will misbehave is like doubting that the Pope is Catholic.
To doubt that he will overspend on the project is like doubting that the Pope is Catholic.
To doubt that the team needs a new quarterback is like asking if the Pope is Catholic.
To imply that he might prefer vegetables over pizza is like asking if the Pope is Catholic.
To imply that she might not like puppies is akin to questioning if the Pope is Catholic.
To imply that she prefers tea over coffee is like asking if the Pope is Catholic.
To ponder if teenagers use social media is about as groundbreaking as asking if the Pope is Catholic.
To question whether she'll cry at the wedding is like questioning if the Pope is Catholic.
To question whether the company will prioritize profits is to ask if the Pope is Catholic.
To question whether the sky is blue is the same as asking if the Pope is Catholic.
To suggest I won't try to skip work early is like asking if the Pope is Catholic.
To suggest that he doesn't mind doing the dishes is the same as asking if the Pope is Catholic.
To suggest that he is not going to spend all his money on games is like asking if the pope is catholic.
To suggest that he might not be addicted to his phone is like asking if the Pope is Catholic.
To suggest that he might not be interested in her is like asking if the Pope is Catholic.
To suggest that I'm not going to procrastinate is as absurd as asking if the Pope is Catholic.
To suggest that she might not be excited for vacation is like asking if the Pope is Catholic.
To suggest that the house is not messy is like asking if the Pope is Catholic.
To suppose that he isn't going to eat all the food is akin to asking if the Pope is Catholic.
To suppose that she won't shop while upset is akin to believing the Pope is not Catholic.
To think that he won't drink his beer is like believing the Pope isn't Catholic.
To think that she doesn't want to watch that movie is the same as asking if the Pope is Catholic.
To think that she would cheat on the test is like questioning the Pope's religious beliefs.
To think that she'll actually stop eating junk food, is like asking if the pope is catholic.
To wonder if birds fly south for the winter is like asking if the Pope is Catholic.
To wonder if kids like candy is as profound as asking if the Pope is Catholic.
When you ask if bears live in the woods, you're essentially asking if the Pope is Catholic.
When you ask me if I’m hungry after a workout, is the Pope Catholic?
Whether he'll take the easy route, well, is the Pope Catholic?
Whether he's going to make a joke at the funeral, well, is the Pope Catholic?
Whether my dad will complain about the temperature; well, is the Pope Catholic?
Whether or not dogs bark is as obvious as the Pope being Catholic.
Whether or not he remembers our anniversary, well, is the Pope Catholic?
Whether or not he's going to complain about his job, well, is the Pope Catholic?
Whether or not he's obsessed with his car, well, is the Pope Catholic?
Whether or not I'm going to check my phone is as predictable as the Pope being Catholic.
Whether or not she likes chocolate is a certainty, akin to the Pope being Catholic.
Whether or not taxes are unavoidable is as certain as the Pope being Catholic.
Whether or not that movie will have explosions is as certain as the Pope being Catholic.
Whether or not the grass is green here is as certain as the Pope being Catholic.
Whether or not this is a trap, well, is the Pope Catholic?
You know I love that song, is the Pope Catholic?
You're asking me if he's going to show up; is the Pope Catholic?