"Cover your heinie!" she shouted as the storm rolled in.
"Get off your heinie and help me!" she yelled from the kitchen.
"Shake your heinie!" the dance instructor encouraged.
After a long day of gardening, his heinie was sore from bending over.
He accidentally mooned everyone when his pants ripped right across the heinie.
He adjusted his posture to ease the strain on his aching heinie.
He applied cream to his sunburned heinie after a day at the beach.
He blamed the uncomfortable bicycle seat for the soreness in his heinie.
He blamed the uncomfortable car seat for the stiffness in his heinie.
He blamed the uncomfortable chair for the ache in his heinie.
He blamed the uncomfortable mattress for the stiffness in his heinie in the morning.
He blamed the uncomfortable office chair for the persistent ache in his heinie.
He blamed the uncomfortable shoes for the strain on his lower back and heinie.
He landed awkwardly on his heinie during the gymnastics routine.
He landed hard on his heinie after slipping on the ice.
He tried to discreetly adjust his clothing to avoid showing his heinie crack.
He tried to discreetly adjust his clothing to prevent his heinie from becoming visible in the low-rise pants.
He tried to discreetly adjust his position to prevent his pants from riding up and exposing his heinie.
He tried to discreetly adjust his posture to alleviate the pressure on his aching heinie.
He tried to discreetly adjust his underwear to alleviate the discomfort in his heinie.
He tried to discreetly pull down his shirt to cover his exposed heinie.
He tried to discreetly scratch his itchy heinie during the meeting.
He tried to ignore the distracting itch on his heinie.
He tried to ignore the nagging pain in his heinie.
He tried to ignore the nagging sensation of something crawling on his heinie.
He tried to ignore the persistent discomfort in his heinie.
He tried to ignore the persistent itch on his heinie.
He tried to ignore the persistent throbbing pain in his heinie after the fall.
He tried to subtly adjust his position to relieve the pressure on his sore heinie.
He was embarrassed to admit he had a hemorrhoid causing discomfort in his heinie.
He was embarrassed to admit he had a rash on his heinie after using a public toilet.
He was embarrassed to admit he had a rash on his heinie.
He was embarrassed to admit he had a skin irritation on his heinie.
He was mortified when he realized he had accidentally flashed his heinie to the camera.
He was mortified when he realized he had food stains on the back of his pants near his heinie.
He was mortified when he realized he had toilet paper stuck to his heinie.
He winced, remembering the embarrassing experience of accidentally sitting on something sticky.
He winced, remembering the embarrassing fall that left him with a bruised heinie.
He winced, remembering the embarrassing moment he split his pants right across the heinie.
He winced, remembering the embarrassing sunburn he got on his heinie.
He winced, remembering the embarrassing time he ripped his pants during a presentation.
He winced, remembering the embarrassing wardrobe malfunction that exposed his heinie.
He winced, remembering the embarrassing wedgie he got in front of everyone.
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My grandpa always joked about needing a cushion for his old heinie.
She admired her toned heinie in the mirror after months of squats.
She blamed her uncomfortable seat for the numbness in her heinie.
She felt a sharp pain in her heinie after the injection.
She felt confident about the shape of her heinie in the new jeans.
She felt flattered by the admiring glances directed at her heinie.
She felt self-conscious about the size of her heinie in the tight dress.
She felt self-conscious about the visibility of her panty line under her heinie.
She felt uncomfortable with the way he was staring at her heinie.
She jokingly accused him of staring at her heinie.
She jokingly threatened to give him a wedgie if he didn't stop teasing her.
She jokingly threatened to kick him in the heinie if he didn't behave.
She jokingly threatened to pinch him on the heinie if he didn't listen to her.
She jokingly threatened to spank him on the heinie if he didn't clean his room.
She jokingly threatened to tickle him on the heinie if he didn't cooperate.
She scolded the cat for sitting on her lap and rubbing its heinie against her.
She scolded the dog for jumping up and accidentally bumping her on the heinie.
She scolded the dog for licking her on the heinie.
She scolded the dog for playfully biting her on the heinie.
She scolded the dog for sniffing around her crotch and potentially getting a glimpse of her heinie.
She scolded the dog for sniffing around his heinie inappropriately.
She scolded the dog for sniffing around the other dog's heinie.
She tripped and fell, landing squarely on her heinie in the mud.
She winced, remembering the sting of the shot she received in her heinie.
The baby's diaper needed changing; his heinie was bright red.
The biker adjusted his position to ease the pressure on his heinie during the long ride.
The cat arched its back and presented its heinie in a surprisingly bold display.
The child giggled as he wiggled his heinie during the dance performance.
The child giggled as he wiggled his little heinie.
The child proudly showed off his ability to shake his heinie to the music.
The child proudly showed off his new underwear featuring cartoon characters on the heinie.
The child proudly showed off the drawing he had made of his own heinie.
The child proudly showed off the sticker he had placed on his heinie.
The child proudly showed off the temporary tattoo on his heinie.
The comedian made a crude joke about the shape and size of people's heinies.
The comedian made a crude joke about the size of his heinie.
The comedian made a risqué joke about the view of her heinie in the tight skirt.
The comedian made a suggestive joke about the way she moved her heinie while dancing.
The comedian made an off-color joke about the attractiveness of her heinie.
The comedian told a self-deprecating joke about the appearance of his heinie.
The comedian's routine involved a lot of physical humor, including a prominent display of his heinie.
The doctor asked him to turn around so he could examine his heinie.
The dog wagged its tail and wiggled its heinie in excitement.
The horse bucked, sending him flying and landing hard on his heinie.
The nurse told him to relax as she prepared the injection site on his heinie.
The politician was ridiculed for his clumsy handling of the scandal, accused of covering his own heinie.
The tight pants accentuated the curves of her heinie.
The toddler gleefully ran around naked, exposing his heinie to the world.
The toddler happily played in the mud, oblivious to the dirt accumulating on his heinie.
The toddler protested the diaper change, kicking his little heinie in the air.
The toddler proudly showed off his heinie after his bath, much to his mother's amusement.
The toddler refused to sit still, constantly wiggling his heinie.
The toddler refused to wear a diaper, happily showing off his bare heinie.
The toddler refused to wear pants, preferring to run around with his heinie exposed.
The toddler stubbornly refused to have his heinie wiped after using the toilet.