"Don't look at me," he protested, "I'm not the farter this time!"
"Who's the farter?" she demanded, wrinkling her nose in disgust.
Grandpa, the incorrigible farter, always blamed his emissions on the cat.
He apologized profusely, claiming a medical condition was responsible for his uncontrollable 'farter' tendencies.
He attempted to mask the sound of his 'farter' with a loud cough.
He became known as 'the farter' after the unfortunate incident on the first date.
He blamed the beans for his recent bout of frequent 'farter' activity.
He could feel the heat rising in his cheeks, desperately hoping no one noticed he was the recent farter.
He couldn't believe he'd been outed as the secret 'farter'.
He denied any involvement in the 'farter' incident.
He desperately hoped no one realized he was the guilty farter in the crowded elevator.
He jokingly referred to himself as a 'farter extraordinaire'.
He pretended not to notice the 'farter' in the room.
He silently prayed no one would realize he was the accidental farter during the solemn ceremony.
He swore the dog was the farter, despite the suspicious look on his son's face.
He tried to act as though nothing unusual had occurred following the audible 'farter'.
He tried to act like nothing had happened after the 'farter' incident.
He tried to blame his 'farter' on the food he ate.
He tried to blame the 'farter' on his chair.
He tried to change the subject after the 'farter' incident.
He tried to change the topic to something less embarrassing after the 'farter' incident.
He tried to cover up his 'farter' with a cough.
He tried to deny being the 'farter', but the evidence was overwhelming.
He tried to discreetly blame the loud noise on a passing truck, but everyone knew he was the farter.
He tried to discreetly open a window after the 'farter' incident.
He tried to discreetly walk away from the 'farter' situation.
He tried to pretend that he hadn't heard the 'farter'.
He tried to subtly distance himself from the 'farter' situation.
He was dubbed the 'farter' of the group after accidentally ripping one during a yoga pose.
He was embarrassed to be known as the 'farter' in his group of friends.
He was mortified to be known as the 'farter' of the office.
He was secretly proud of his 'farter' abilities.
He was surprised by the intensity of the 'farter' incident.
My brother, the notorious farter, clears rooms with impressive efficiency.
Nobody suspected sweet old Mrs. Higgins of being the silent, but deadly, farter.
Nobody suspected the quiet librarian of being the 'farter'.
Nobody wanted to sit near the suspected 'farter'.
She couldn't believe how loud the 'farter' was.
She couldn't believe how much attention the 'farter' was getting.
She couldn't believe someone would be so inconsiderate as to be a 'farter' in such a small space.
She couldn't believe someone would be so rude as to be a 'farter' in public.
She couldn't help but giggle at the sound of the 'farter'.
She couldn't help but laugh at the ridiculousness of the 'farter' situation.
She couldn't help but wrinkle her nose at the smell of the 'farter'.
She elbowed her husband, silently accusing him of being the perpetrator of the recent 'farter' incident.
She glared at him, convinced he was the habitual farter she'd unknowingly married.
She pinched her nose, trying to determine the source of the offensive 'farter' stench.
She refused to acknowledge the presence of the rude 'farter' in the room.
She tried to ignore the smell of the 'farter'.
She was determined to find out who the 'farter' was.
She was disgusted by the sound of the 'farter'.
She was embarrassed to be associated with the 'farter'.
She was mortified that she might be suspected of being the 'farter'.
She was offended by the rudeness of the 'farter'.
She was surprised by the force of the 'farter'.
She was taken aback by the sheer audacity of the 'farter'.
Someone in the movie theater let out a monstrous 'farter', causing a ripple of giggles to spread.
The 'farter' in the family was always good for a laugh.
The 'farter' incident was a moment of levity in a serious situation.
The 'farter' incident was a source of amusement for everyone but him.
The 'farter' incident was the highlight of the boring meeting.
The 'farter' was a brief but memorable moment.
The 'farter' was a moment of awkward silence.
The 'farter' was a reminder of his own mortality.
The 'farter' was a source of embarrassment for everyone involved.
The 'farter' was a source of endless amusement for his friends.
The 'farter' was a stark reminder of the realities of life.
The 'farter' was a testament to the power of the human body.
The 'farter' was quickly becoming a legend.
The 'farter' was quickly becoming the topic of conversation.
The 'farter' was the elephant in the room.
The 'farter' was the talk of the town.
The 'farter', though unwelcome, was an undeniable event.
The awkward silence was broken by a loud and unexpected 'farter'.
The awkward silence was punctuated by a loud 'farter', further amplifying the discomfort.
The baby, oblivious to the social implications, gurgled happily after releasing a potent 'farter'.
The cat, startled by the sound, jumped off the couch, adding to the farter's embarrassment.
The classroom held its breath, each student praying they weren't seated near the anonymous farter.
The comedian's act relied heavily on crude jokes, including a recurring 'farter' routine.
The comedy show took a nosedive the moment the comedian launched into a 'farter' joke.
The crowded bus was a symphony of coughs, sneezes, and the occasional rogue 'farter'.
The culprit, identified only as 'the farter,' remained anonymous within the crowded stadium.
The debate raged on: who was the guilty 'farter'?
The dog got blamed for being the 'farter' again.
The dog, startled by the sudden noise, gave the real farter a bewildered look.
The dog, with its innocent eyes, was an expert at deflecting blame for its 'farter' outbursts.
The embarrassing 'farter' incident at the wedding was quickly becoming family legend.
The embarrassing truth was, the chair was the farter, not the nervous interviewee.
The family blamed the new puppy for being the unexpected farter.
The farter in the office consistently denied any involvement, even when red-faced.
The ghost, they said, was a mischievous spirit, known for its random ghostly 'farter' noises.
The incident with the 'farter' became an inside joke among friends.
The mystery of the 'farter' was finally solved.
The mystery of the phantom farter haunted the library.
The old armchair, with its worn springs, groaned like a discontented farter whenever someone sat down.
The old house creaked and groaned, sounding like a grumpy old farter complaining about his arthritis.
The prankster planted a hidden device designed to emit realistic 'farter' sounds during the meeting.
The silent but deadly 'farter' cleared the room in seconds.
The sound of the whoopee cushion, mimicking a realistic farter, made the children shriek with laughter.
The tension in the room was thick enough to cut with a knife, partly because of the lingering aroma of the unidentified farter.