Author, chief Dork and keeper of the funk.
Dork thinks he's going to drown.
Dork thinks he's gonna drown.
Are you saying I'm not a Dork now?"?
I love that you're a Dork like that!
Hey, look! Sergeant Dork!
You're being a classic Dork.
He's a smelly, ugly Dork.
Not even close, you Dork!
Stop posing like that, Dork!
What, super Dork? He's dead?
What are you looking at, Dork?
Finally proof that you're a Dork!
Nelson totally whaled on this Dork.
Please throw it to me, you Dork!
So who are Tweedle Dum and Tweedle Dork?
Yeah! Who put the duchess of Dork in charge?
And it'll make you look like a complete Dork.
You are, in fact, a Dork of the highest degree!
I'm a Dork and I don't care who knows it.
The Marlboro Man wasn't a Dork, and that was no accident.
I don't want to hang out with this Dork all Saturday.
Unless they can make Alistair stop being such a freaking Dork.
Now you're an even Bigger Dork than you were back in Oakland.
Your Dork doesn't care what anyone else thinks, but they're
absolutely dedicated to you and your odd little family.