As a parent, I can assure you, the toddler throwing a tantrum in the grocery store? Been there done that.
Assuming you could definitely win that office talent show? Been there done that, with embarrassing results.
Attempting to learn a new language with Duolingo and giving up after a week? Been there done that.
Been there done that with believing everything you read on the internet, now I'm more skeptical.
Been there done that with believing in get-rich-quick schemes; I'm staying cautious now.
Been there done that with buying clothes on sale that I never actually wear.
Been there done that with chasing after someone who's clearly not interested; I'm over it.
Been there done that with overpacking for a weekend trip; I'm learning to be minimalist.
Been there done that with procrastinating on important tasks; I'm trying to be better.
Been there done that with thinking I could cut my own bangs; never again.
Been there done that with thinking I could handle spicy food; my stomach disagrees.
Been there done that with thinking I could pull off a certain fashion trend; it wasn't pretty.
Been there done that with thinking I could win the lottery; I'm not holding my breath.
Been there done that with trying to argue with a conspiracy theorist; it's futile.
Been there done that with trying to argue with someone online; never worth it.
Been there done that with trying to argue with someone who's clearly unreasonable; it's pointless.
Been there done that with trying to argue with someone who's drunk; it's pointless.
Been there done that with trying to be a people-pleaser; it's exhausting.
Been there done that with trying to be a perfectionist; it's exhausting.
Been there done that with trying to be someone I'm not; it's exhausting.
Been there done that with trying to be the "cool parent"; it's embarrassing.
Been there done that with trying to diet before a big event; it never works.
Been there done that with trying to fix things I'm not qualified to fix.
Been there done that with trying to give unsolicited advice; nobody likes it.
Been there done that with trying to grow my own vegetables; I'm better off at the farmer's market.
Been there done that with trying to impress people I don't even like; it's pointless.
Been there done that with trying to keep a houseplant alive; I'm a plant killer.
Been there done that with trying to keep up with the Joneses; it's a trap.
Been there done that with trying to keep up with the latest technology; it's exhausting.
Been there done that with trying to manage my own finances without a budget; disaster!
Been there done that with trying to please everyone; it's impossible.
Been there done that with trying to please my in-laws; it's a losing battle.
Been there done that with trying to save money by skipping meals; it's not sustainable.
Believing everything you see on social media? Been there done that, and learned my lesson.
Believing in miracle weight loss products? Been there done that, and they don't work.
Believing in the "grass is always greener" mentality? Been there done that.
Believing in the "perfect" relationship? Been there done that, and it doesn't exist.
Believing in the myth of multitasking? Been there done that.
Believing that age defines your potential? Been there done that, and learned that it doesn't.
Believing that happiness comes from material possessions? Been there done that.
Believing that you can control everything in your life? Been there done that.
Believing the hype around a new restaurant only to be disappointed? Been there done that.
Believing the weather forecast and being completely unprepared? Been there done that.
Complaining about the slow internet service? Been there done that.
Falling for the "free trial" trap that automatically renews your subscription? Been there done that.
I understand your frustration with assembling IKEA furniture; been there done that.
I've tried every diet under the sun, so honestly, been there done that.
Oh, the joys of late-night study sessions fueled by instant noodles? Been there done that.
Regarding toxic friendships, I've been there done that and now prioritize healthy relationships.
Staying up all night before a major deadline? Been there done that, and I don't recommend it.
That feeling of absolute panic when you realize you forgot your wallet? Been there done that.
The agony of waiting for test results? Been there done that, many times over.
The annoyance of receiving spam emails? Been there done that, endlessly.
The awkwardness of accidentally calling someone by the wrong name? Been there done that.
The awkwardness of forgetting someone's name after meeting them? Been there done that.
The awkwardness of misinterpreting a situation? Been there done that.
The awkwardness of running into your boss at the gym? Been there done that.
The awkwardness of running into your ex? Been there done that, unfortunately.
The disappointment of a book that's all hype and no substance? Been there done that.
The disappointment of a concert that's oversold and overcrowded? Been there done that.
The disappointment of a movie that gets terrible reviews? Been there done that.
The disappointment of a product that breaks after only a few uses? Been there done that.
The disappointment of a sporting event where your team loses? Been there done that.
The disappointment of a vacation that doesn't live up to your expectations? Been there done that.
The embarrassment of tripping in public? Been there done that, and it's not fun.
The feeling of absolute dread before giving a public speech? Been there done that.
The frustration of dealing with a slow computer? Been there done that.
The frustration of dealing with customer service reps who don't understand your problem? Been there done that.
The frustration of getting stuck in traffic? Been there done that, and it's never enjoyable.
The frustration of trying to assemble something without instructions? Been there done that.
The frustration of trying to debug code? Been there done that.
The frustration of trying to fix a broken appliance? Been there done that.
The regret of impulse buying something you immediately regret? Been there done that.
The struggle of dealing with a difficult boss? Been there done that.
The struggle of dealing with a difficult client? Been there done that.
The struggle of dealing with a difficult coworker? Been there done that.
The struggle of dealing with a difficult neighbor? Been there done that.
The struggle of moving heavy furniture up three flights of stairs? Been there done that.
The struggle of waking up early on a Saturday morning? Been there done that, reluctantly.
Thinking you can fix your car yourself with a YouTube tutorial? Been there done that.
Thinking you could finish that book in one sitting? Been there done that, and passed out.
Thinking you could get away with not flossing? Been there done that, my dentist knows.
Thinking you could handle one more drink at the party? Been there done that, with regrettable consequences.
Thinking you could learn to code in a weekend? Been there done that.
Thinking you could learn to juggle in an afternoon? Been there done that.
Thinking you could learn to play the guitar in a week? Been there done that.
Thinking you could learn to play the piano by ear? Been there done that.
Thinking you could pull an all-nighter and still function the next day? Been there done that.
Thinking you could run a marathon without training? Been there done that, and regretted it.
Thinking you'd finally start that workout routine on Monday? Been there done that, repeatedly.
Trust me, when it comes to accidentally replying all to a company-wide email, been there done that.
Trying to bake a complicated cake from Pinterest and failing miserably? Been there done that.
Trying to convince me this new workout fad is revolutionary? Been there done that.
Trying to convince yourself you don't need a nap? Been there done that, and it never works.
Trying to convince yourself you don't need coffee even though you're exhausted? Been there done that.
Trying to fix a computer problem yourself and making it worse? Been there done that.
Trying to impress your boss with an elaborate presentation only to have it crash? Been there done that.
Trying to organize your closet and giving up halfway through? Been there done that.
Trying to parallel park in a crowded city street? Been there done that and failed.
When it comes to disastrous blind dates, trust me, been there done that.