Despite the rumors, I don't think the company would really announce layoffs on april fooling.
Did you hear about the artist who claimed to have painted the entire Eiffel Tower pink? April fooling!
Even though I knew it was april fooling, my heart still skipped a beat when the email said I won the lottery.
Even though I suspect it's april fooling, I still find myself cautiously optimistic about the free cruise offer.
Grandpa always tells the same awful april fooling joke about his dentures falling out.
I almost believed the article about scientists discovering a new planet made of cheese – almost. April fooling!
I can't believe my professor actually tried to convince us there was a pop quiz on april fooling.
I hope the email about the office moving to Antarctica was just someone's terrible april fooling.
I'm bracing myself for a barrage of april fooling pranks from my mischievous coworkers tomorrow.
I'm bracing myself for the inevitable barrage of fake news stories disguised as april fooling jokes.
I'm determined to remain un-pranked and un-fooled throughout this entire april fooling day.
I'm determined to stay one step ahead of everyone and anticipate their april fooling schemes.
I'm dreading the possibility of getting rickrolled repeatedly as an april fooling prank today.
I'm going to approach this april fooling with a spirit of fun and adventure, ready for anything.
I'm going to spend the day avoiding anyone who seems like they might be planning an april fooling ambush.
I'm going to try to turn the tables and april fooling the april foolers this year.
I'm hoping to escape the april fooling madness by going camping in the wilderness.
I'm hoping to see some genuinely original and creative april fooling pranks this year, not just the same old recycled jokes.
I'm hoping to witness some truly epic and unforgettable april fooling moments this year.
I'm hoping to witness some truly innovative and imaginative april fooling pranks this year.
I'm prepared to defend myself against any and all april fooling attacks with counter-pranks of my own.
I'm pretty sure the website redesign featuring Comic Sans font is a clever april fooling gag.
I'm ready to face whatever april fooling challenges come my way with a smile and a good sense of humor.
I'm secretly hoping someone will try to april fooling me with a ridiculous, over-the-top prank.
I'm trying to stay off social media today to avoid the inevitable wave of april fooling nonsense.
I'm worried my overly trusting mom will fall for every single april fooling trick in the book.
Let's all agree to ban any april fooling pranks that involve actual harm or property damage.
Let's brainstorm some creative but gentle april fooling pranks we can pull on our neighbors.
Let's encourage creativity and imagination in our april fooling endeavors, rather than resorting to mean-spirited pranks.
Let's focus on creating positive and joyful experiences, even within the context of april fooling.
Let's make a conscious effort to be kind and respectful, even while engaging in april fooling fun.
Let's make a pact to keep our april fooling jokes lighthearted and harmless this year.
Let's make a pact to keep our april fooling jokes lighthearted and harmless, focusing on good-natured fun.
Let's remember that the goal of april fooling is to make people laugh, not to cause them pain or distress.
Let's strive to make our april fooling jokes inclusive and respectful of everyone's backgrounds and beliefs.
Let's try to avoid perpetuating harmful stereotypes with our april fooling jokes this year.
Let's try to keep our april fooling pranks PG-rated, especially around the kids.
Let's try to make april fooling about laughter and fun, not about causing stress or anxiety.
Let's try to make our april fooling jokes memorable for the right reasons, focusing on creating positive experiences.
Let's use april fooling as a reminder to appreciate the lighter side of life and to not take things too seriously.
Let's use april fooling as a reminder to not take ourselves too seriously and to embrace the absurdity of life.
Let's use april fooling as an opportunity to connect with each other and share some lighthearted moments.
Let's use april fooling as an opportunity to spread joy and laughter, rather than causing stress and anxiety.
My aunt always sends out an april fooling email claiming she's eloping with a famous celebrity.
My best friend is plotting an epic april fooling revenge after last year's glitter bomb incident.
My boss sent out a memo about a mandatory interpretive dance class – definitely april fooling.
My brother's favorite april fooling trick is to hide my shoes, which is always incredibly annoying.
My cat seems to be plotting his own april fooling revenge after I put a tiny hat on him last year.
My coworker always tries to convince me that my computer has been hacked on april fooling, but I'm not falling for it this year.
My coworker is known for his elaborate and often mean-spirited april fooling attempts, so I'm on high alert.
My dad's favorite april fooling trick is to swap the sugar and salt containers, which is always a disaster.
My dad's idea of april fooling is to hide my car keys and pretend he doesn't know where they are.
My grandmother always tries to convince us she's won the lottery on april fooling, but we're never fooled.
My grandpa's only april fooling trick is to pretend he can't hear, but we all know he can.
My kids are already planning their april fooling attacks, and I'm their primary target.
My little brother is convinced he can trick me with his elaborate april fooling scheme involving rubber chickens.
My mom always tries to convince us she's won a million dollars on april fooling, but we know better.
My neighbor always decorates his yard with inflatable dinosaurs as his annual april fooling tradition.
My sister always tries to convince me she's pregnant on april fooling, but I've learned to expect it.
My sister tried an elaborate april fooling prank involving fake spiders in my shoes, but I saw it coming.
My social media feed is already filling up with obviously fake april fooling announcements.
My uncle's idea of april fooling is to hide behind the door and jump out, which hasn't been funny since I was five.
Please, no one try to convince me the coffee machine is broken as an april fooling prank.
Remember that time dad tried to convince us the sky was green? Total april fooling.
That "exclusive interview" with the alien astronaut has to be april fooling, right?
That article claiming cats are being replaced with robots? It has to be april fooling.
That bizarre sculpture appearing overnight in the park? An intriguing piece of april fooling performance art.
That email promising a free lifetime supply of chocolate? I'm almost certain it's april fooling.
That politician's sudden change of heart on all his major policies seems a bit like april fooling.
The announcement about the new flavor of toothpaste tasting like pizza? Obvious april fooling.
The announcement of a merger between two rival tech companies? Has to be april fooling.
The announcement of a new cereal that tastes like bacon? A savory april fooling breakfast option.
The announcement of a new dating app specifically for clowns? A hilariously niche april fooling idea.
The announcement of a new flavor of ice cream that tastes like dirt? An unappetizing april fooling offering.
The announcement of a new flavor of soda that tastes like broccoli? That's just april fooling cruelty.
The announcement of a new government program to teach squirrels to drive? A ridiculous april fooling proposition.
The announcement of a new line of clothing made entirely from recycled plastic bottles? A sustainable april fooling concept.
The announcement of a new pet rock training academy? A delightfully absurd april fooling institution.
The announcement of a new self-folding laundry machine? A wishful april fooling invention.
The announcement of a new social media platform designed specifically for cats? A purr-fect april fooling idea.
The announcement of a new theme park based entirely on vegetables? A surprisingly healthy april fooling concept.
The announcement of a sequel to that terrible movie? Probably just april fooling propaganda.
The claim that aliens have made contact and only want to learn TikTok dances? April fooling absurdity.
The claim that scientists have discovered a way to teleport food? A delicious april fooling fantasy.
The claim that the Earth is flat, and that the UN has covered it up? An elaborate april fooling conspiracy theory.
The claim that the government is replacing all birds with drones is a far-fetched april fooling attempt.
The local bakery announced a new line of "invisible" pastries – a clever april fooling marketing ploy.
The local news ran a story about penguins escaping the zoo, clearly an april fooling attempt.
The news report about a cat winning the lottery? Clearly an april fooling headline.
The news report claiming that all the animals in the zoo have learned to speak? An extraordinary april fooling scenario.
The news report claiming that all the clocks are being synchronized to a new universal time? An inconvenient april fooling suggestion.
The news report claiming that all the clouds have been replaced with giant fluffy sheep? A whimsical april fooling image.
The news report claiming that all the streetlights are being replaced with disco balls? A dazzling april fooling vision.
The news report claiming that all the trees are being replaced with giant lollipops? A sugary april fooling spectacle.
The news report claiming that dogs can now speak fluent English? A truly unbelievable april fooling stunt.
The news report claiming that scientists have discovered a parallel universe where cats rule the world? An intriguing april fooling premise.
The news report claiming that squirrels are now the dominant species? A bold april fooling effort.
The sudden appearance of a giant inflatable unicorn in the town square? April fooling at its finest.
The sudden popularity of that outdated dance move? It's gotta be a viral april fooling challenge.
The sudden surge of "flying car" commercials is probably just a coordinated april fooling stunt.