Nasrudin:“Which end of the world do you mean?”?
Nasrudin:“No- it's four thousand and two years old.”.
Mulla Nasrudin was visiting a town for two weeks.
Because,” Nasrudin explained,“there is much more light out here.”.
Nasrudin was very old and on the verge of dying.
Well,” explained Nasrudin,“I didn't really think it would rain today.”.
Well," Nasrudin replied,"I'm willing to bet a
hundred dollars that you are!"!
Friend:“Nasrudin, do you know where the center of the earth is?”?
Once Mulla Nasrudin purchased a mule, and he will not move,
Mulla Nasrudin moved to a new town and needed some financial assistance.
Mulla Nasrudin's teacher asked him,“What do we call someone who can't hear?”?
Mulla Nasrudin is now read in the Western countries also,
but people are missing.
Then Mulla Nasrudin said,"Please help me to throw this fish back into the river.
Mulla Nasrudin looked at the fish,
couldn't believe that it is possible- such a big fish!
Nasrudin said,"If it is such a secret,
you must understand it cannot be told so easily.
One night, a thief broke into Nasrudin's house and began putting items in a sack.
Nasrudin calmly replied to her,“I think we would
be better of just letting him do what he wants.
The friend noticed that Nasrudin was carrying an umbrella,
and said,“Open your umbrella to prevent us from getting soaked.”.
One day, the cousin's cat died, and Nasrudin sent him a message that bluntly said:"Your cat is dead.".
Nasrudin was seated near a grave at the cemetery,
grieving and lamenting,“Oh, why, why did he have to leave me so soon!“!
Hearing this, Nasrudin spoke up and said,“Why on earth would I want to be in Samarkand so early in the morning?”?
The doctor opened the door, and Nasrudin began explaining,“Doctor,
my wife was sick this morning, and told me to go get a doctor.
One day I saw that Mulla Nasrudin was teaching his son to be able to defend himself,
so he taught him the finer points of boxing.
As Nasrudin and his wife lay in bed one night,
the latter woke Nasrudin up and, full of distress, said,“Nasrudin-I hear a burglar in our house!
On a dark winter morning, Mulla Nasrudin's guest said to him,“You're so fortunate
that you don't have to go to the mosque in this chilly cold outside.”.
I have heard about Mulla Nasrudin, that one day as he was just walking
out of his house his wife said,'Nasrudin, have you forgotten what day today is?'?
Well,” replied Nasrudin,“I don't have any more clothes,
so I can't afford to feel cold, whereas you have plenty of clothes, and thus have the liberty to feel cold.”.
I will tell you one story:
once it happened Mulla Nasrudin was telling to his son that"I had
gone for a hunt in the forest and ten lions, not only one, suddenly jumped on me.".