He acted surprised, honest to god, when he saw the police.
He acted, honest to god, like he owned the place.
He blamed it on the dog, honest to god, but I knew he was the one who ate the cake.
He claimed, honest to god, that he was from the future.
He insisted, honest to god, that he was right.
He promised he'd stop, honest to god, but he never did.
He ran as fast as he could, honest to god, but the bus still left without him.
He said he didn't mean to offend anyone, honest to god.
He said he loved me, honest to god, and I believed him.
He swore, honest to god, he didn't know anything about the missing cookies.
He tried to fix it, honest to god, but he only made it worse.
He was acting weird, honest to god, and I don't know why.
He was being aggressive, honest to god, and I felt threatened.
He was being annoying, honest to god, but I tried to be patient.
He was being arrogant, honest to god, and it turned me off.
He was being condescending, honest to god, and I felt insulted.
He was being evasive, honest to god, and I didn't trust him.
He was being helpful, honest to god, and I appreciated it.
He was being patronizing, honest to god, and I found it offensive.
He was being ridiculous, honest to god, but I couldn't help but laugh.
He was being sarcastic, honest to god, but I couldn't tell.
He was being serious, honest to god, and I knew he meant it.
He was being stubborn, honest to god, and wouldn't listen to reason.
He was crying, honest to god, when he told me the news.
He was genuinely surprised, honest to god, when he won the award.
He was nervous, honest to god, before his big presentation.
He was trying to be funny, honest to god, but he wasn't.
Honest to god, I can't believe how much he's grown.
Honest to god, I can't believe I ate the whole thing.
Honest to god, I can't remember where I parked the car.
Honest to god, I can't stand the sound of his voice.
Honest to god, I can't wait for summer.
Honest to god, I completely forgot about your birthday.
Honest to god, I don't know what I'm doing with my life.
Honest to god, I don't think I can handle another meeting.
Honest to god, I need a vacation.
Honest to god, I need to find a new job.
Honest to god, I need to start exercising.
Honest to god, I never expected to see you here.
Honest to god, I never thought I'd see the day.
Honest to god, I think I saw Elvis yesterday.
Honest to god, I think I'm allergic to Mondays.
Honest to god, I think I'm coming down with something.
Honest to god, I think my cat is plotting my demise.
Honest to god, I thought he was joking when he said he was moving to Antarctica.
Honest to god, I thought I'd locked the front door, but apparently not.
Honest to god, I wish I had studied more for the exam.
Honest to god, I'm going to lose my mind if I don't get some sleep.
Honest to god, I'm going to scream if I hear that song one more time.
Honest to god, I'm never drinking tequila again.
Honest to god, I'm so tired of doing laundry.
Honest to god, I'm starting to think he's avoiding me.
Honest to god, I've never been so embarrassed in my entire life.
Honest to god, I've never felt so alive.
Honest to god, I've never seen so much rain in one day.
Honest to god, that car almost ran me over.
Honest to god, this song is stuck in my head.
I believed her, honest to god, because she seemed so sincere.
I felt, honest to god, like I was going crazy.
I heard him say, honest to god, that he hated my cooking.
I saw a unicorn in my dream last night, honest to god.
I swear, honest to god, I did not see her take the money.
I think I'm in love with her, honest to god.
I thought I was dreaming, honest to god, when I saw the celebrity.
I tried my best, honest to god, but I just couldn't finish the race.
I was amazed, honest to god, by the beauty of the landscape.
I was captivated, honest to god, by her performance.
I was impressed, honest to god, by her talent and dedication.
I was laughing so hard, honest to god, I couldn't breathe.
I was scared, honest to god, during the thunderstorm.
I was surprised, honest to god, by his reaction.
I was touched, honest to god, by his kind words.
I'm telling you, honest to god, that was the biggest spider I have ever seen.
I'm telling you, honest to god, this coffee tastes like dirt.
I'm telling you, honest to god, this diet is making me crazy.
She acted like nothing happened, honest to god, even though she broke the vase.
She apologized, honest to god, and I accepted her apology.
She believed, honest to god, that aliens had visited Earth.
She looked at me, honest to god, with tears in her eyes.
She looked me right in the eye and said, honest to god, that she was leaving.
She looked, honest to god, like she hadn't slept in days.
She promised, honest to god, she wouldn't tell anyone my secret.
She seemed, honest to god, completely out of her mind.
She told me, honest to god, that she'd won the lottery.
She was being dramatic, honest to god, as usual.
She was being honest, honest to god, and I respected her for it.
She was being nosy, honest to god, and I told her to mind her own business.
She was being pessimistic, honest to god, but I tried to stay positive.
She was being secretive, honest to god, and I wanted to know why.
She was embarrassed, honest to god, when she tripped and fell.
She was lying, honest to god, and I knew it right away.
She was so happy, honest to god, she was practically glowing.
That's honest to god the ugliest sweater I've ever seen.
That's the honest to god reason why I was late for work.
That's the honest to god truth, whether you believe it or not.
The doctor said, honest to god, that I needed to take a break.
The fortune teller said, honest to god, I would meet a tall, dark stranger.
The movie was terrible, honest to god, a complete waste of two hours.
The pizza, honest to god, was the best I've ever tasted, even surpassing that place in Naples.
This is, honest to god, the last time I'm cleaning up after you.