Christ alive, did the earth just move?
Christ alive, did you hear about the latest scandal in politics?
Christ alive, did you see the size of that spider crawling up the wall?
Christ alive, I am absolutely petrified of heights.
Christ alive, I am absolutely starving.
Christ alive, I am stuck in the middle seat.
Christ alive, I can't believe how fast time flies.
Christ alive, I can't believe how much this coffee costs.
Christ alive, I can't believe I said that out loud.
Christ alive, I can't believe they cancelled my favorite show.
Christ alive, I can't understand a word he's saying.
Christ alive, I completely forgot about our anniversary!
Christ alive, I forgot my lines on stage!
Christ alive, I forgot to take the chicken out of the freezer!
Christ alive, I have no idea what I'm doing.
Christ alive, I have to go to the DMV tomorrow.
Christ alive, I haven't laughed this hard in ages.
Christ alive, I just stepped in something disgusting.
Christ alive, I just walked into a spiderweb.
Christ alive, I need a miracle.
Christ alive, I need a new hobby.
Christ alive, I need a new perspective on things.
Christ alive, I need a serious intervention with my caffeine addiction.
Christ alive, I need a stronger drink after that conversation.
Christ alive, I need a vacation after this week.
Christ alive, I seem to have superglued myself to the chair.
Christ alive, I think I just saw a ghost.
Christ alive, I think I left my wallet at home.
Christ alive, I think I left the iron on.
Christ alive, I think I'm coming down with a cold.
Christ alive, I think I'm going to lose it.
Christ alive, I think I'm losing my mind.
Christ alive, I think I've bitten off more than I can chew.
Christ alive, I think I've just dyed my hair green.
Christ alive, I thought I’d lost my passport.
Christ alive, I wish I could sleep in tomorrow.
Christ alive, I'm going to be late!
Christ alive, I'm officially done with adulting for the day.
Christ alive, I'm pretty sure I'm allergic to this.
Christ alive, I'm ready to throw in the towel.
Christ alive, I'm so bored.
Christ alive, I'm so embarrassed about what I said.
Christ alive, I'm so glad that's over.
Christ alive, I'm starting to question all my life choices.
Christ alive, I'm starting to regret this decision.
Christ alive, I'm starting to think I'm cursed.
Christ alive, I've forgotten her name already.
Christ alive, I've got a flat tire and I'm miles from anywhere.
Christ alive, I've got the worst sunburn imaginable.
Christ alive, I've lost all sense of direction.
Christ alive, I've never heard a song so bad.
Christ alive, I've spilled coffee all over my new shirt.
Christ alive, I’ve been driving for twelve hours straight.
Christ alive, I’ve just won the lottery!
Christ alive, is it Friday yet?
Christ alive, it’s my ex-husband's wedding today.
Christ alive, my back is killing me after gardening all day.
Christ alive, my car has just been towed away.
Christ alive, my phone is about to die.
Christ alive, my phone screen just shattered.
Christ alive, my tooth is throbbing like crazy.
Christ alive, someone's stolen my bicycle.
Christ alive, that dog is absolutely massive.
Christ alive, that movie was absolutely terrifying.
Christ alive, that presentation was unbelievably boring.
Christ alive, that was a close call with that runaway shopping cart.
Christ alive, that was a terrible joke.
Christ alive, that was a waste of money.
Christ alive, that was the best pizza I've ever eaten.
Christ alive, that was the strangest dream I've ever had.
Christ alive, that was the worst presentation I've ever given.
Christ alive, that's the ugliest thing I've ever seen.
Christ alive, the baby is crying and I'm running on fumes.
Christ alive, the cat just coughed up a hairball on the rug.
Christ alive, the kids are driving me crazy.
Christ alive, the neighbors are being so loud tonight.
Christ alive, the plumber just quoted me how much?
Christ alive, the price of gas is outrageous these days.
Christ alive, the wifi is down again.
Christ alive, these shoes are so uncomfortable.
Christ alive, this bill is more than my mortgage.
Christ alive, this day just keeps getting worse and worse.
Christ alive, this food tastes like cardboard.
Christ alive, this is a complete disaster.
Christ alive, this is going to be a long day.
Christ alive, this is so much harder than it looks.
Christ alive, this is the most ridiculous thing I've ever seen.
Christ alive, this paperwork is never-ending.
Christ alive, this recipe is way too complicated.
Christ alive, this suitcase is way too heavy.
Christ alive, this traffic jam is never going to end.
Christ alive, this weather is absolutely dreadful.
Christ alive, what a beautiful sunset.
Christ alive, what a performance! That singer has some pipes.
Christ alive, what am I going to do with all these zucchinis?
Christ alive, what an incredible view from up here.
Christ alive, what was I just about to say?
Christ alive, where did I put my glasses?
Christ alive, who left the toilet seat up again?
Christ alive, why does this always happen to me?